Can you imagine a debate between Mitt and Biden?

[trumad]

Oh Dear Lord, please let it be Mitt.

[cynatnite]

1. I'm imagining what a debate would be like between any of the repukes...

Biden does kick ass in debates.

[PATRICK]

8. Lest we forget

what a rotten crazy bunch they were in the primaries. Nor can McCain stray beyond that crony pool or simply look for true talent. No one on their top ticket will be capable at all of being simply competent competent or rational. So who will be running the government eventually? People in the shadows waiting for McCain to die and get out of the way at the right time.

Our best counter spin will simply to tell the pundits and papers to shut up and let people see for themselves how the GOP gets trashed.

[Radical Activist]

2. Like being pestered by two used car salesmen at once.

Who can smile biggest and who has the shiniest suit?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. Maybe you could try and imagine you really really like Joe and

maybe you might actually start to really like him?

[Radical Activist]

14. Maybe I'll forget the first bad decision Obama made during the election and vote for him anyway.

I'm under no obligation to think Biden was a good choice.

[trumad]

17. Yeah---we've noticed that because you're posting it everywhere.

[H2O Man]

19. Clearly the democrats

risk losing all those Che t-shirt wearing citizens who want someone with a military background on the ticket. Willard Romney will exploit this during the debate with Biden. This will surely come back to haunt us.

[Catshrink]

20. Biden's son is going to Iraq. Where are Mitt's 5 sons?

Why are none of them in the service? Who is elitist? Are Mitt's kits too precious for war?

I think Biden will wipe the floor with Mittens.

[H2O Man]

21. But what if

Willard Romney wears a Che t-shirt during the debate? Wouldn't that prove he is more serious than Biden?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. because Mitt knows nothing about foreign policy? He's pretty

good at comebacks though, isn't it? But, that's against stupider republicans. I
think, for almost anyone, Joe would be hard to debate against.

guess "Polenta" is out. The only one I would worry about is Rudy

[Virginia Dare]

16. Biden owned Rudy with the noun verb 9/11 zinger...n/t

[countingbluecars]

4. He will make Mitt

look like Dan Qualye.

[trumad]

6. Mitt already is Dan Quale

[malta blue]

7. you mean the debate where Joe wipes the stage with Mitt's

empty suit?

:bounce::bounce:

[livvy]

9. Yes, and we would all get to see Mitt's plastic mug melt off and drip down his shirt! n/t

[Snotcicles]

10. Chew toy debating, pit bull? nt

[Coexist]

11. I am praying its Mitt.

[JerseygirlCT]

12. LOL

He'd have to keep leaving the podium to move the cardboard cut-out around - just to make it look a little bit like a fair fight.

[H2O Man]

13. Classic debate.

It will be hilarious.

[RedLetterRev]

15. That ripping sound we heard early this morning

is the sound of pug drawers filling and crap creeping up their backs. Ahh, the sweet smell of elephant fear in the morning... What do they have but MOTS (more of the same)? This time, catchy slogans and waving copies of Old Glory made in China and purchased at WallyWorld ain't enough. (Note: if it's made in China from Chinese materials by Chinese sweatshop workers it ain't an American flag, morans!).

Whoever their pick is, I hope Joe bites his arse off and hands it to him on a paper plate. It's way, waaayyyy overdue.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

18. Biden is going to kick ass!

This is going to be good!?

Great going, Obama!:kick:

[bdamomma]

22. Biden will make swiss cheese out of Liebermann or Mitt