Who else signed up for John McCain's VP telegram?

[Fenris]

FOR YOUR INFORMATION STOP SO THAT OUR GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN EMPIRE CAN MOVE FORTH IN ARABIA I HAVE SELECTED AS MY VICE PRESIDENT THE INDEPENDENT HEBREW SENATOR AND FORMER FUR HATTER JOSEPH ISADORE LIEBERMAN STOP TOGETHER WE SHALL DEFEAT THE NEGRO MENACE AND THAT EBONY JAZZ THAT MAKES OUR WOMENFOLK LUSTFUL AND INEXPLICABLY MOVE THEIR LEGS IN A RHYTHMIC FASHION STOP LET US GO FORWARD TOGETHER AND MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR STANDARD OIL TO OPERATE IN THUS SUPPLYING OUR OLDSMOBILES AJAXES AND BUCKMOBILES WITH THAT SWEET SWEET CRUDE STOP FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO THE OTTOMAN EMBASSY IN PRUSSIA STOP

[FrenchieCat]

1. Not I, said the smart person!

[lamp_shade]

2. Oh sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph

:headbang:

[liberal N proud]

3. I thought they were using morse code

[AlCzervik]

4. i'm getting the stone tablets.

[XemaSab]

10. With the cuneiform?

:shrug:

[billyoc]

11. iStone

[Fenris]

14. Direct line from God!

[AlCzervik]

17. they went to school together.

:D

[Fenris]

22. Even God thought he was an asshole.

And he was the only other person in existence!

[JerseygirlCT]

5. Very good! nt

[asthmaticeog]

6. *snort*

:rofl:

[Richardo]

7. !!

:rofl:

[knixphan]

8. I think I know someone

Who got a morse-code message.

[flamingdem]

9. Oh my loving jesu cristo, give me some of what you're inhaling! nt

[mmonk]

12. Telegram?

I thought it would be announced by a puff of smoke or if he gets cutting edge, eight track tape by UPS.

[NatBurner]

13. *dead*

i'm crying over here!!

[DevonRex]

15. I chose the Pony Express version. You know, horse shit and all. nt

[David Zephyr]

20. Pony Exrpess.

LOL!

[Born_A_Truman]

16. Wasn't it

Mitt if by land, Huck if by sea?

[Wickerman]

18. smoke signals here. Two puffs it's mittens, three it's, Chucklebee,

one, it's Karl Rove.

Pretty windy here, though. And dry, hope we don't have any grass fires to confuse the issue. Further.

[Starry Messenger]

19. I'm cryin' with laughter here.

All of you on this thread should be writing for the Daily Show!

MPK

[David Zephyr]

21. K&R.

LOL!

[KamaAina]

23. . . . - - - . . .

:P

[smoogatz]

24. I signed up for the carrier pigeon option.

High tech AND delicious.

[Sheets of Easter]

25. ....

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[theOutlawJoseyBiden]

26. unfortunately for McCain, you can't text on a rotary phone

[jane_pippin]

27. Ha!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Leftist Agitator]

28. I need this sent by aeromail to the Prussian consulate in Siam.

Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

[Fenris]

29. ...

I was waiting for that reference. :rofl:

[flamingyouth]

32. That's actually a pretty good representation of McCain.

I think we can work with that. :D

[crimsonblue]

30. telegram technology isn't up to snuff yet

so I'm stickingwith Pony Express for now. N/t

[flamingyouth]

31. Me marry funny man.

:rofl:

[csziggy]

33. It's a forgery! McCain to announce VP via tin can and string

PHOENIX, AZ - In response to Barack Obama's announcement earlier this week that he will reveal his running mate via text messaging and e-mail, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain announced Wednesday that he too would reveal his choice in a method that respected his base - via tin can and string.

"The age of modern technology is upon us" he announced at a press conference Wednesday, before shouting jibberish and defecating on one of his supporters. "Obama made his decision to to let his base know first, to show he is in with the times. Senator McCain isn't any different." McCain advisor Mick Avenge told our reporter.

While this announcement remains highly anticipated, sources say that it may be some time before his choice is revealed.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:McCain_to_announce_VP_via_tin_can_and_string

[Spiffarino]

34. You got it..

No longer confined to the recliner, John McSame prepares to go mobile:

[eridani]

35. So, when are we getting our DUzys back???? n/t

[PeaceNikki]

36. K&R

:rofl:

[dolo amber]

37. Omg

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

38. ROFL!

[Sparkly]

39. haHA!!!

:rofl:

[uponit7771]

40. '...DEFEAT THE NEGRO MENACE ...' lofl

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

41. You win DU.

Skinner, Elad, Earl, hand over the site to Fenris. It's his.

[nichomachus]

42. McCain campaign using hi-tech means of getting the word out

[jhain]

43. WHEEEEEEEZZEEEEEEEEE GASPPPPPPPPPP