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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:22 AM
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McCain needs cheat sheets written on his hand -- what do you think he'll write?
Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 10:23 AM by Sparkly
Right now, he's got:

"Houses - 7" written on his palm so he can peek if he forgets again.

What else?

"Wives - 2"

"Children That I Know Of - ??"

What else do you think he needs to write?


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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:22 AM
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1. "my name is John" n/t
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:27 AM
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8. Yeah, His Name was The First Thing That I Thought (nt)
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:23 AM
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2. "Last name: McCain"
"Wife's name: B-15D5 serial number Z4X5521"
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:23 AM
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3. Affairs since being married to Cindy?????
"Don't tell the truth, just say NONE, NONE, NONE, NONE, NONE, my friends."
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:24 AM
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4. POW! POW! POW!
noun verb + POW
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 11:55 AM
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12. DING DING DING!!
We have a winner.
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:25 AM
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5. "Identity of audience: my friends."
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:26 AM
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6. "K Street? What's K Street?" (Enlarge eyes, look deeply into reporter's eyes,
Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 10:26 AM by blondeatlast
and mutter something about "they must have done that while I was a POW..."
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:26 AM
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7. If lost please return to......
B-)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:28 AM
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9. "I'll have to get back to you on that, they didn't have these internets when I was a POW." nt
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Raine1967 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 10:42 AM
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10. Keating Five -- not four, or is it 6? eom.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 11:53 AM
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11. "See other hand, dummy ..."
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 12:25 PM
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13. Stupid is as stupid does. McLoser and AWOL Bush have a HELL of a lot in common.
McMansion graduated nearly LAST in his class.. just like Bush.

And this idiot thinks he can do a better job than the joker in the white house now??

HAHAHAHAHA!
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