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Thrill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:41 AM
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Who would you rather play football with??


What man holds a football like McCain? LOL
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:42 AM
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1. he's holding it like a trophy...
not a football.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:42 AM
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2. He's a fixin' to dropkick it like back in the good old days
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:11 AM
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18. Yeah, like back when he was a POW!
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:44 AM
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3. Johnny Mack is holding it like it is one of those
expensive vases from one of his 7 houses.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:49 AM
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7. He's holding it like he's never held a football before in his life....... OUT OF TOUCH
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SteelPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:48 AM
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4. I mean come on
you're not kidding. Does he really not know how to hold a football? I just can't grok that. It's not that he's holding it 'wrong' per se, it's that if you have a modicum of Americanism in you you've played football alot growing up at least, and just NATURALLY hold a football a certain way. I don't think I could hold a football that way unless I consiously did it when told to hold it that way.

Talk about out of touch. First he doesn't even know how many houses he owns, now he doesn't even have a basic familiarity with America's favorite sport.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:48 AM
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5. Geezus... this is minor, but this is the kind of effete thing that GOPers hammer Dems on all the tim
The man doesn't even know how to hold a football.

What kind of American is that?


This won't play well in Steeler Nation, I'll tell you that much.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:57 AM
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12. I bet he knows how to hold a gof club. Bowling ball, we'll have to wait and see
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:48 AM
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6. Are we talking tackle or touch?
:evilgrin:
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sourmilk Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:51 AM
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8. He forgot that it is a football. He thinks it's an Easter egg.
Later on, he's going to make believe he's an ostrich and attempt to hatch it.
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medicswife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:54 AM
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9. Jesus Christ, does he think it's a giant hand grenade that he
can't wait to throw at some innocent civilian?
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:55 AM
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10. With whom would you rather play football
Best leave ending sentences with prepostions to dumwits like Shrub.
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:56 AM
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11. I'll take the guy who looks like he's actually seen a fucking football before. n/t
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:58 AM
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13. damn, even *I* know how to at least hold the damn thing right
like you're about to throw it
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kevinmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:58 AM
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14. Who would you rather play football with?? Me ...The Pussycat Dolls ...... n/t
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Tanuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 08:59 AM
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15. McCreep supposedly has limited range of motion in his arms
due to injuries dating back to when he was shot down in Viet Nam. I don't know if that has anything to do with this, but I'm sure his camp will say it does.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aeAySpQnSkak&refer=us
<snip>
"McCain, a former Navy fighter pilot in the Vietnam War, has limited motion in his shoulders and arms as a result of trauma when he was shot down over North Vietnam and held as a prisoner- of-war for 5 1/2 years." <snip>
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:04 AM
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16. Looks like McCain needs to talk with George Allen
Edited on Fri Aug-22-08 09:23 AM by YOY
That f***er had a foorball in his hands everytime he made a commercial. Even when he was standing with his family.

I swear when that camera went off he was gonna oil that thing up and have sex with it...



In all honesty, this has about as much merit as "A president you can drink a beer with."
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:04 AM
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17. McSame.

Down goes McSame! Down goes McSame!
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:16 AM
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19. Obama looks like he's about to throw a pass. McCain - WTF?
I don't want to make too much fun of him though; he's got issues with his hands so I'm not even sure he could hold it like Obama.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:16 AM
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20. Play with? Obama. Play against? McClaim ...
all you'd have to do is keep passing against McCain ... not able to block the pass ...
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-08 09:18 AM
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21. At least Barack's holding the ball correctly.
Although is McCain holding it that way due to any lingering injuries? Not joking--seriously. I know that he can't raise his arms above his head, but were his hands affected at all?
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