Idiotic statement of the year!

[geek tragedy]

And it's not from aWol, but rather his dogcatcher.

Jerry Patterson, on Max Cleland:

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"I tried to accept that letter and he would not give it to me," said Patterson. "He would not face me. He kept rolling away from me. He's quite mobile."
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[A_Possum]

1. ROFLLLLL

"He would not face me. He kept rolling away from me."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Oh man, they fell for it all so hard.

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Kerry, the Congressional Record, 1971:

"Mr. Kerry: Well, Senator, frankly it does not appeal to me if American men have to continue to die when they don't have to, particularly when it seems the Government of this country is more concerned with the legality of where men sleep than it is with the legality of where they drop bombs. (Applause.)...

...But at the present moment that is not going to happen, so we are talking about men continuing to die for nothing and I think there is a tremendous moral question here which the Congress of the United States is ignoring...

...But I think if we can talk in this legislative body about filibustering for porkbarrel programs, then we should start now to talk about filibustering for the saving of lives and of our country. (Applause.)

And this, Mr. Chairman, is what we are trying to convey."

[Wickerman]

2. *groan*

They couldn't even try to be so idiotic, it has to come naturally.

[shrub chipper]

3. Did he REALLY say...

"He's quite mobile."


unbelievable...can they really sink any lower?

[geek tragedy]

4. That's what this newspaper says:

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/politics/2759307

This quote courtesy of Josh Marshall, by the way.

[gollygee]

5. LOL. Sad sad sad.