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It's classic mis-direction.
"Well, *I'M* not for that mean-spirited, nasty legislation, and hey, I'm known as a ogre! Can't you suburbanite GOP-lites who don't like how we're beholden to the Religious Right see that even *I'M* compassionately conservative!? I kinda love my gay daughter!"
"Now, it's just too bad that our Uniter Not Divider, Straight Shootin' Dubya has made his quick, decisive, correct, er, I mean, maybe flawed but certainly NOT flip-flopping mind up. Hey, I tried. There are LOTS of conservatives who don't think this should be an amendment! The GOP is, above all else, Compassionately Conservative. Vote Bush!".
"Just because we're pushing this homophobic, anti-freedom, unconstitutional (which is why we need to amend it!) bullshit everywhere, it's in our PLATFORM, talk radio is hammering it non-stop, Rick Santorum is on a crusade about it and the leader of the party supports it, don't you worry; we'll sorta kinda apologize for passing this bigotry AFTER you dumbass, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, middle-class suburbanites who hate the entire current GOP platform EXCEPT tax cuts and vouchers vote for us instead of faggot-lover Kerry (oops, that just slipped out!) in November!"
thanks,
Dick Cheney
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