Obama, McCain To Be Interrogated By Goateed Evangelist In Megachurch Isolation Booths

[The Sushi Bandit]

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Some mega-suburban evangelical church in Southern California will be the scene of the most epic political battle since Jesus took on the Romans: Saturday at 5 p.m. (8 p.m. Eastern), Obama and McCain will be locked in soundproof glass torture chambers while a goateed “powerful evangelical” hobbit will chillingly ask them questions about religions and whatnot.

Saddleback Church is in Lake Forest, which is one of those mysterious housing developments somewhere between Los Angeles and the Mexican border. There are 22,000 people in this suburb and they all go to Saddleback Church every day. Because of this, whenever famous Saddleback evangelical pastor Rick Warren telephones the presidential candidates, they have to take his call, or he’ll send his army of 22,000 orcs to take unholy revenge.

<edit: I have been by that place once... all I could hear was a giant sucking sound... $$$ being sucked away from the sheep>

[autorank]

1. "There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum

At least P.T. gave 'em a first class show. Elephants, clowns, what not...

[Drunken Irishman]

2. Not only that, but the Lake Forest City Seal looks like it was done in MS Paint.

[Fenris]

4. Boy, that's terrible. "December 20, 1991" - when art died in Lake Forest, CA.

[TexasObserver]

3. I'm squashing your head!

Kids in the Hall!!


Mark McKinney! (I think)

[Suich]

5. Re: www.sushibandit.com

uh....the wedding dress picture? WTF was she thinking????????????

:)

[The Sushi Bandit]

6. I think she was a bit drunk and...

it was falling down due to excessive weight!