AP: Obama's Hillbilly Half-Brother Threatening To Derail Campaign

[Bicoastal]

Some thing needs to be done about this, FAST, or Obama is screwed!

BOONEVILLE, KY (CNN)—Barack Obama's once-commanding lead in the polls slipped to two points Monday, continuing a month-long slide that many credit to the recent appearance of the Democratic candidate's heretofore unknown half-brother, Cooter Obama.

Long kept a family secret, the overalls-clad, straw-chewing Kentuckian first entered the public spotlight in July, when he drove his 1982 Ford flatbed pickup through the press corps at an Obama rally in order to inform his brother that he caught the skunk that had been living under his front porch. According to witnesses, Cooter's skunk proceeded to spray Washington Post political reporter Michael D. Shear in the face.

Cooter Obama attempted to pay for damages to the Capitol lawn with homemade jerky. "Sorry 'bout that, mister! Some tomater juice'll take care of the stank," Cooter said as his mortified younger brother led him off the stage. "Shoot, Barack, you didn't tell me you was runnin' for president!"

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[JustAnotherGen]

1. n/s

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That's all. I LOVE The Onion! :pals:

[hedgehog]

2. Satire has to have some connection to reality to be funny or even

make any sense.

[peacebird]

3. usually I enjoy Onion articles but does a fictional onion bit really belong in "Presidential"?

[Bicoastal]

4. I'll let the Mods decide that. nt

[Faygo Kid]

5. He gives Barack a legit shot to carry West Virginia.

And other Clinton strongholds.

INCOMING!! I'm soooo very doomed now.

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