So Laura's A Hooker?

[DrFunkenstein]

What did I miss? Didn't she run her boyfriend over, too? And poison Dubya's pretzel?

If you want a real Laura thread, let's bring up that Bush is trotting her out against her wishes because he is polling VERY badly against single white women (I assume that means that black women can be lumped in with all the other black people that despise Bush).



Laura Bush: she stumped for our sins.

(Sweet Jesus, if that isn't the most disturbing image!)

[w13rd0]

1. I'm far more disturbed...

...by her husbands proven prostitution...

[MikeG]

2. Not interested. She'd have to pay me.

[whistle]

3. Wow, someone needs to take all these republican women images

and put them all together in a single posting as a trial by fire for any DUers who may still be sitting on the political fence about who to vote for on November 2. This image of Laura just killed any sympathy I may have harbored for her as another unfortunate republican president's wife how has to put on the phony plastic smiles and say all there proper things. Excuse me, but I'm about to toss my cookies......:puke:

[AmerDem]

4. Well the thread that started it was SATIRE!

Did you read it?

[DrFunkenstein]

6. No, I Couldn't Find The Original

But it is that much funnier!

DU folk can be some cutthroat mamajama's! I mean, Ann Coulter sort of invites misogyny, but Laura seems to be fairly decent, even if I disagree with her.

[AmerDem]

7. Well, the poster crafted it in a way that

showed the same comparison to what the swift boat liars did to Kerry. It had a point.

[jonnyblitz]

8. but it was BAD satire (according to the DU experts)

therefore it's satire status is irrelevent :eyes:

[AmerDem]

9. yea, The great PC bus came riding thru

took away completely what the poster was getting at. It was very original and he made the point well I thought!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. It was not framed as satire the night it started as I was online

and to those who claim we are being PC to request that sexism NOT be used to make this point...there is nothing more PC than BILE which has now apparently become the national language....

Frankly Jonny, I can have an opinion that something is crap without invalidating your point.

If someone wishes to put themselves out there with such a questionable tactic, then certainly they should have the guts to stand up for themselves void of all the victim rhetoric they use proclaiming they are being framed by anyone. Isn't that the joy of hubris?

[troublemaker]

13. Not framed as satire?

The two threads are still online and can be consulted by anyone. I leave it to any fair reader to note the 100+ replies in the two threads acknowledging it as satirical.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x658976

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=658994&mesg_id=658994

[DrFunkenstein]

5. I Have To Admit, Her Clothes Do Cling To Her Body

Look - Ahmed Chalabi's looking down her blouse! Ooh, you cad, you!

No wonder Bush wants to forget he knows him!

[Malva Zebrina]

10. Someone needs to send her this picture

because I don't think, from the looks of this pic that she has a mirror and if she does, she must not ever look into it.

I mean this is the first lady if the United
States of America for crying out loud

--she jaunts about Europe, shopping and eating as she said she enjoys the most and on vacations and is under the scrutiny of the world and this is what she wears as the first lady of the USA?

And someone needs to send her a good bra.

there is no excuse for those floppy droppy udders being displayed as they are.

She can afford it I am sure--for a couple of bucks she can uplift the droop and the sag , get them off her waist, and improve her appearance--if she cared to

Where did she buy that dress? It looks like a holdover from Mao tse-tung's China.

[Generator]

11. C'mon the politically correct term is "sex worker"

Where are the PC police when you need them?

Of course she polls for crap among single white women, we've got a war hero (real father figure type) and John the best looking candidate I've seen in many years Edwards running for veep.

Oh yeah, they don't like war either.

Or stupid men. It's a no-brainer!