Carrottop will be Obama's VP.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Consider the evidence:

Both of their wives went to Princeton.
Carrottop recieved John F. Kennedy's Profile in Courage Award, and Caroline Kennedy is on Obama's VP selection committee.
Carrottop's pale skin and rugged physique provide strong contrast with Obama.
Carrottop speaks fluent Indonesian.
At least 18 million people like Carrottop.

[TexasObserver]

1. It will mean so much to red headed Americans, who have waited so long ...

And it will honor the role prop comics have played in America's history.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. I was THIS close to believing you

until you said 18 million people like Carrottop.

Or maybe you meant 18 brazilians.

Nah, not that many people like Carrottop.

:thumbsdown:

:rofl:

Besides, it's gonna be Obama/Hilton.

[azmouse]

3. Obama tells better jokes and has better timing.

Why would he want Carrottop dragging him down? :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

4. Carrot Top is married? Well i guess there really is someone for everyone.

:puke:

The only persons less funny then CT are Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Pablo Francisco beats Carrottop, Cook and Mencia in a landslide...

....when it comes to crappy comics. I heard him on the morning radio show a couple of days ago. Good lord, I've never heard anyone so incredibly flat and unfunny in my life.

[global1]

5. He Was On Leno Last Night And Really Dissed McCain & Bush......

I was hoping someone had a clip of his performance last night - especially McCain's podium - which is a walker.

[phrigndumass]

6. Carrottop has high negatives ...

He has breast implants and plays with dollies. His stepfather used to beat him like a red-headed stepchild. And he had a secret lovechild with Kermit the Frog.

But I'd vote for Tommy Chong, cuz they both smoke. :smoke:

Tommy Chong proposes tax cuts on propane (rather, butane) and relaxed doobage laws. Plus he sounds Asian.

Obama/Chong 2008! :patriot:

[musicblind]

7. Wow, really? He is?

Ugh, I think I just lost a bet.

[Orsino]

8. Take that to the bank.

Please.

[jkshaw]

9. WHO is carrot top?

[Orsino]

13. The world's second-biggest celebrity. n/t

[Franc_Lee]

10. Carrot-top? he's a broad...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Forget Carrottop. My money's on Chuggo.

So what if he is Canadian and can't legally hold the office. He'll shake his golden skull staff at the Constitution and everyone will cower in fear. Then he'll put a sign on all our backs saying, "I can't rap."

If not VP, I think Chuggo would be a shoe-in for either Attorney General or Supreme Court Justice. After all, he is always on his way to court in a suit and a tie. Isn't that half the requirements right there?

[bigwillq]

14. Is he DLC?

:shrug:

If not, then he's ok by me. ;)

[racaulk]

15. Is the Lounge trying to punk GDP again?

:rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

16. Awesome! n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. Oh, and I forgot...

Carrottop DOES love his mistresses.

[retread]

18. Produce evidence that "At least 18 million people like Carrottop." n/t