Will the *real* Republican candidate please stand up?

[hisownpetard]

No more feeding the press corps their daily pap;
Grumpy Gramps needs his nap.

No more discussion of 'win' or 'lose';
Grumpy Gramps needs a snooze.

No more jokes to make 'em slap their knees;
Grumpy Gramps is catching some z's.

No more 'avails' at the press's behest;
Grumpy Gramps requires some rest.

No more hitting the bars before they close;
Grampy Gramps needs to doze.

McCain's burning ambition is now just an ember;
who will their real candidate be, come November?