Ya know, McCain is right. I don't want a rock star, capable of drawing a crowd of 200,000 wildly

[hisownpetard]

enthusiastic people at the drop of a hat, whose every word people hang on - even
in foreign countries.

What I want is an old guy - really old - with a comb-over and $500 shoes, who wears a baseball cap
pulled all the way down behind his ears, whose yellow bottom teeth jut out like a bulldog when he speaks,
who needs a handler (either his wife or some Leiberman-type lackey) to stand within whispering distance
any time he's near a microphone, who can easily summon up - oh, say, 6 people in the cheese aisle of
a supermarket any time he wants to get some free press; in short, a short man with nothing to say,
except "Pay Attention to MEEEEEEE!"

A man whose electric personality can levitate entire jars of applesauce right off the shelf!

Yeah, that's what we need. Woo. Hoo.

[polichick]

1. Don't forget, a president who tells rape jokes and calls his wife a c***

[hisownpetard]

12. Isn't that a given??

[mrreowwr_kittty]

2. I'm right there with ya!

[hisownpetard]

13. And that was the cheerleading section!

[samdogmom]

3. HA!

I think you forgot something: the infamous, important label :sarcasm:

No?

[hisownpetard]

8. If I need a label, then I haven't used adequate words to get my point across.

So I try not to use labels.:hi:

[kimmerspixelated]

4. You forgot to mention the smooth way he reads cue cards!

[hisownpetard]

14. Oh, yeah. "MILK = $4.19/Barrel"

[redqueen]

5. There's a thread in the lounge... stuf fthat's younger than McCain.

It's interesting.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7974136

[hisownpetard]

15. Thanks, redqueen. I'll check it out!

:hi:

[trof]

6. I was for Obama, but you changed my mind.

Wowee.
McCain is a god.
:-)

[hisownpetard]

9. Thank God you've seen the light!

:headbang:

[pwb]

7. I agree

He is a little man. Short and mean.

[hisownpetard]

10. Size 6 Ferragamos, is my guess.

[trof]

19. Gonna be hard to fill THOSE shoes.

Foot binding may come back.
;-)

[treestar]

11. Yeah, why have a President who will change things when you

can have one that will be just like Chimpy?

[redqueen]

16. $500 shoes.

I know that probably lots of politicians and other overpaid people waste that much money on shoes... but I will never ever ever understand it.

[blondeatlast]

17. Bask in the glow! Bask, I say!

[Coexist]

18. ... and keeps a walnut in one cheek at all times. nt

[hisownpetard]

20. Hey, there's nothing wrong with saving for the long hard winter ahead.