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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:39 PM
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Will Joe Scarborough's head explode tomorrow morning?
And where is Pat Buchanen? Has he been sedated, as one DUer suggested recently?

Will Chris Matthews get another thrill running up his leg? will Jake Tapper smirk and whine about being kept in the back section of Obama's press plane?

And, oh, Peggy Noonan! She'll be drunker than usual on Joe's show, probably falling out of her chair, like Drunky McPukeshoes on Stephanie Miller.

Ah, the joy of contemplating upcoming MSM hysteria and bitterness! My heart sings!
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:41 PM
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1. Not explode..... implode...... that's what happens with a vacuous cavity like his head
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:42 PM
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2. Scarredbutthole probably went home to kick his dog
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:43 PM
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3. They're currently in their collective bunker awaiting RNC talking points to be delivered
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:44 PM
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4. I hope so...it needs to.
The mediawhores and their corporatewhore master need to implode.
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mloutre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:56 PM
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5. from your lips to goddess' ear
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 01:57 PM by mloutre




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Mike Daniels Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 02:08 PM
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6. Tomorrow's first hour of Morning Joe
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 02:12 PM by Mike Daniels
Joe will start off saying something about how it was a rousing speech and it proves that Obama has a way of connecting with people.

He'll then spin around and say that while the speech was great it still shows that while Obama is a great scripted speaker he hasn't shown the ability to speak off the cuff or or improvise as demostrated by his "poor" appearances in the primary debates. Joe will then say that unless Obama can overcome this deficiency that McCain may still be able to put on an impressive show during the debates that helps keep the race tight.

He'll then make some comments that will bait the "cheetoh munching bloggers living in the basement" to send nasty e-mails which Joe will then gleefully read on air because he's a perverse little freak.


Mika will nod her head, blink her eyes and say "now that's not fair/nice/true" and sigh into the camera while wondering where her dignity went and why she has to play second banana to this petty little man.


Willie will stay out of the fray and do his normal "news you can't use" which is fast becoming the only part of Morning Joe worth tuning in for at present time.
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SuperTrouper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 02:51 PM
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7. LMAO!! Mika will probable croos her legs and lean forward
and act surprised about Obama's excellent trip and adventure and say
Gosh" and "Oh my, is it time for News You Can't Use?"
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