More Breaking John McCain Surge News: "I'm Getting Boners Again Due To Surge"

[HardWorkingDem]

AP is reporting from a speech given by Sen. John McCain that boners have again entered his life and it's all due to the Surge in Iraq. On the stage, virile, handsome and presidential Sen. John McCain told the intently focused crowd, "My friends, I can happily say I am now obtaining boners again and it's all due to the Surge. Yes, my friends, I can stand before all of you and honestly state, I am receiving extreme blue veiners so hard a cat couldn't scratch them and it's not due to chemicals, but the Iraqi Surge."

McCain went on to say, "There are only two people disappointed in my newly returned surge boners. One is Cindy. Heh, heh. And the other guy who is my opponent, who simply will not acknowledge the influence the Surge has had on my boners. Now if we could only bottle the "Surge" for all American men I wouldn't need my wife's beer money."

[Kittycat]

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