McCain Unveils "Saintly" New Poster (LOL)

[Avalux]

It's "The McSsiah" (credit to DU member cbc5g for the name)


Please, someone tell me this is a joke! :wtf: :rofl:

[cbc5g]

1. LOL The McSsiah

[Avalux]

3. ROFL!

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

11. the McSsiah! ROTFLMAO!1111!11!!!!

[elehhhhna]

12. There are planes shooting out of his HEAD! Nice "Peace" ad, dimwit!

[Avalux]

15. His coherent thoughts are riding on those jets! Look out!

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

42. that must be why the jets are soooo tiny!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Flames shooting out of his tie - it's a sign

like the burning bush

[SuperTrouper]

55. LOL!!! Where is the McHalo?

:rofl:

[livetohike]

2. Who are the geniuses running his campaign?

:wtf:

[Whisp]

4. uh, IS it a joke? you'd think those flying things would be doves,

wouldn't you?

o crikey.
it's for real alright.

Bombing for peace is liking fucking for Chastity. - U2

[tishaLA]

6. for the McSsiah, war planes ARE doves

don't be silly.

[Avalux]

7. I know - fighter jets?

:wtf:

[SoonerPride]

61. They should show them crashing.

He was particularly good at that maneuver

[tishaLA]

5. oh FFS

that HAS to be a joke.

On the other hand, he appears to be slightly younger than the clouds.

[Whisp]

lol!

younger than the clouds. omg, i'm tearing up here.

:rofl:

'slightly'

[knixphan]

39. LOL!

[Whisp]

8. talk bubble over McCreep 'only 4 more to crash'

[KansDem]

9. Hate to say this (this is only an observation), but those sunset-like clouds...

...and the lighting on McCain's face--kind of reminds me of what the fire and brimstone of Hell might look like. When I first looked at this, I thought McCain looked like he was taking us through the gates of Hell.

[burythehatchet]

10. Ah, a depiction of the aircraft he's McCrashed

[tekisui]

22. Minus one. He crashed 5!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. I see he's using the best color scheme 1994 has to offer.

Teal and gold. Here comes the hot stepper.

[Avalux]

16. LOL!

:rofl:

[Whisp]

14. new headline: Peace of Shit.

[elehhhhna]

17. NICE BIG FAT TYPO! IT SHOULD SAY "borne". Cripes!

[Avalux]

18. OMG you're right! I didn't even see that - hilarious.

:toast:

[Barack_America]

20. Oh sweet Jesus...

There really is no bottom for this campaign, is there?

Mark Penn must secretly be at the helm.

[JackORoses]

35. they didn't want to appear too European

[BlooInBloo]

53. Uh... no it shouldn't.

[PBS Poll-435]

19. Why are jets flying from the area on the left side of his face that is NEVER photographed?

:shrug:

[tekisui]

24. His cheek was swelling from 4 fighter jets in his mouth?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. They were hiding under his combover

There were little camouflage nets with hairs attached.

[Whisp]

23. LOLrat version:

old cheeze
is best.

[mckeown1128]

25. 1984ish... talks of peace with warplanes in the background... nt

[On the Road]

27. It's a Good Political Poster

particularly the blue and golden golden color theme. How the slogan applies to McCain, though, I have no idea.

[Cha]

28. Oh Shit!

Then he better go back and live another 100 years..maybe that will help.

[Whisp]

29. Peace is Born of Wisdom - well then where's the peace

come on you stupid idiots, tell us where all this peace is your hiding.

[americanstranger]

50. Where's the wisdom, while we're asking?

The dude can't get anything right, for cryin' out loud.

Must be measuring wisdom by the GWB metric, which largely depends upon being able to tie your shoes.

- as

[Ian David]

30. ...

[Avalux]

34. Exellent! Very well done!

:toast: :rofl:

[Ian David]

36. Thanks! I just made another one. n/t

[elehhhhna]

38. WHOA! Superb!

[Barack_America]

31. Yeah, well FACTS have something to do with peace too...

And he sure as hell doesn't seem to have a strong grasp on those.

[anonymous171]

32. Peace is War

:scared:

[Bozita]

33. GWB had a halo is his holy picture. Where's McCain's?

That pic looks really ripe for some Photoshop fun.

[elehhhhna]

40. voila! see post 30

[margotb822]

37. I see they went with his "good" side

Could they make it more obvious??

[truebrit71]

41. More inaccuraccies...he lost FIVE aircraft whilst gaining wisdom..not FOUR as depicted...

...:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

43. PEACE

[elehhhhna]

Ian, can you try it w/ the x over the "peace"? pretty please?

[Ian David]

46. The "X" is over McCain.

I don't have time to do another one though

[Avalux]

48. Love the logo - good stuff.

:hi:

[Ian David]

59. McCain MAD!!

[jwirr]

44. He's only got 4 of the 5 planes he has lost on there!

[Bobbie Jo]

45. Pffft!... War Is Born Of Greed

...and don't forget whose WISDOM got us into war.

[blogslut]

47. It's one of the entries for a post contest on the McSame website

link: http://www.johnmccain.com/involving/petition4.aspx?guid=7812710a-aeca-4573-adf9-92c5a6c5f4e7

This one is awesome hip:



:rolleyes:

[KittyWampus]

49. there are some sucky posters on that page

[Avalux]

52. Raise him from what - the dead?

(sorry - that was probably inappropriate, but I couldn't resist). :D

[Whisp]

54. another typo! lol! it should be Raze. nt

[Whisp]

56. Raise him from the dead?

o those repuggies, they're so wacky fun.

[jane_pippin]

51. It looks like he's going to shoot the planes down with his eyes

Or rather, that he wants to.


Also, those clouds better look out because they are in line to get a stern yelling at.

[Forkboy]

57. Looks like a trading card that would come in a box of Corn Flakes or something.

[crankychatter]

58. are those tumescent phalluses flying on golden beams, projecting from mccain's forebrain? nt

[TrogL]

60. What a crappy flying formation

First off, the guy in the middle is going to be blown all over the sky by the lead. Apparently that's already happened 'cause he's out of alignment.

Typical of the McCain campaign. They can't get anything right.