VP poll - for trolls ONLY!!111!!!!!111!!!!

[newmajority]

What right wing piece of shit do most of you lurking trolls, Freeps, PUMA's, and soon to be Pizza eaters of all kinds really want on this ticket, to bring down the best nominee in 40 years?

[Bicoastal]

1. Can I vote ironically?

Or will Skinner tombstone me no matter how I mean it?

[newmajority]

2. Maybe if you use lots of "sarcasm" tags, or Freeper punctuation???22???22??

:shrug:

[JohnnyLib2]

3. Finger poised.....

Someone's gonna drop the name any time now......

[newmajority]

19. How did I miss this before?

Nah, we don't want THAT name in this thread, do we?

[JohnnyLib2]

25. Well, it took 24 hours, but there it is downthread.

:banghead:

[Buck Rabbit]

4. Where is "I like to vote" damn it?

I am addicted to click!

[panader0]

5. Locking: No women mentioned. Y'all are sexist.

(Always wanted to say "locking")

[newmajority]

6. Of course it's sexist! It's a right wing poll!

:evilgrin:

[Buck Rabbit]

7. Locking:: your lock

Nah, saying "locking" doesn't do it for me as much as clicking "I like to vote". But thanks, it was a good idea to try.

I'll have to find another poll to get my click fix.

[mcctatas]

8. Ann Coulter...

Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will lock her in Cheney's man sized safe!

[newmajority]

11. Wouldn't have to be that big of a safe to hold her

Especially if she turned sideways.

[Eurobabe]

9. You forgot the 'Robb is a dingbat' option!!111!!

[newmajority]

10. According to Michelle Malkin, Robb is an illegal alien from Planet Dingbat

So he's not eligible for consideration. :(

[Sensitivity]

12. Rather contorted effort to SLANDER one oft named as potential Obama VP -- says he is a "good guy"

What's next, complex poll to slander Kerry?

[newmajority]

15. John Kerry is a Democrat.

I have a lot of problems with his voting record between 2000 and 2004, and I still think he bailed on Ohio far too soon, but he's redeemed himself considerably since then. Why would I include him with the likes of Senator ES&S??

If I have to justify why I don't like election stealing Repukes on this board, then someone's on the wrong website, and it isn't me.

[PresidentObama]

13. You forgot Larry Sinclair, Tony Rezko, and Rev. Wright

[newmajority]

14. I'm sure those guys get all the votes over in PUMAland

But I only have room for 10 on this poll.

Sinclair is at least as crazy as LaRouche. I'll have to remember him next time.

[cliffordu]

16. I'm HOT FOR JOE!!!! GOTS THE JOEMENTUM!!!

[anonymous171]

17. How good is Hagel at voter fraud?

It might be good to have him on our side...

[newmajority]

18. Well, we might win 81% of the vote in Nebraska

But I don't think selling out our entire party for 5 fucking electoral votes makes any sense.

[27inCali]

20. I voted Nugent

because he does such a great job of reducing the classic conservative mindset into such a ridiculous over the top cartoon.

[newmajority]

32. Think he'd wear a loincloth on the Senate Floor?

[SidneyCarton]

21. Cthulthu.

We no longer have to worry about being "the lesser of two evils" and we can come up with a Veep who is actually scarier than Cheney.

[newmajority]

22. As long as he (it?) promises not to eat the nominee

There's still a citizenship problem though. I'm not sure exactly where the lost city of R'iyeh is, but I suspect it's not within the USA.

[SidneyCarton]

23. Such pitiful laws of men do not concern the deep ones.

[Runcible Spoon]

28. snarf!

:rofl: :spit:

[bunnies]

24. Hey! You're discriminating against the poopy pumas!

They'll only vote for Hillary. Ignore them at your peril, sexist pig! :rofl:

[newmajority]

26. Shamelessly kicking my own poll

Because at least I'll ADMIT mine is a joke, unlike some here who are actually shilling for Repuke candidates. :puke:

[sniffa]

27. Will Lee Mercer still consider the slot?

I reserve my vote until I know what his plans are.

[newmajority]

29. I wasn't sure he could actually be considered "right wing"

True he's just as crazy as LaDouche, but who really knows what "Jeb Bush all up in my house with disease" meant? :shrug:

[sniffa]

30. He has a unique approach to FISA thanks to Eye Spy implant

He'd also be our first, road scholar Vice President and that's enough for me.

[newmajority]

31. Still better than Chuck Hagel, at least. Or Lieberman

All three.

[ruggerson]

33. Watch it, you're offending all the DU Hagel fans

[newmajority]

34. Fuck em. They can go over to Freak Republic and praise an election stealing shitbag.

They can take the Sam Nunn fans with them too, even though that fossil "claims" to be a "Democrat".