Which of these is Senator McCain?

[TexasObserver]

for help, this:

Dopey: the youngest, sweetest, and silliest of the seven, and the only one to be completely bald and beardless; wears a too large lime green tunic and purple cap.

Grumpy: the grouchiest and most curmudgeonly of the group, though even he is supremely devoted to the beautiful Snow White; wears a red tunic, long white hair and beard.

Doc: the only one of the dwarfs to wear glasses (so presumably the most intellectual); wears an orange-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.

Happy: the most rotund of the dwarfs; wears a brownish two-tone tunic, yellow cap, long white hair and beard.

Bashful: evokes his bashful nature through a classic pose of shyness (hands clasped behind back, shoulders slightly raised, eyes upturned); sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sneezy and Sleepy; depicted in purple tunic and magenta cap (on video), as well as long white hair and beard.

Sneezy: frequently shown with one finger underneath his nose, as if trying to stifle a sneeze; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sleepy and Bashful; wears a yellow-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.

Sleepy: perhaps the most difficult to differentiate between Sleepy and Bashful, though he wears a perpetually sleepy looking, heavily lidded expression on his face; wears a brownish tunic, green cap, long white hair and beard.

[nyc 4 Biden]

1. merge the last two choices together...

McSleezy.

[TexasObserver]

5. McSleezy! I like it!

He reminds me of Popeye. Blows his stack. Thinks he's a real fighter.

[smoogatz]

2. You forgot Twitchy, Smelly, Drooly, Scabby and Comatose. n/t

[TexasObserver]

3. What about Itchy and Scratchy?

[smoogatz]

9. Not to mention Floppy, Waxy and Greasy. n/t

[TexasObserver]

20. And don't forget Jon Stewart's favorite dwarf ...

Jewy!!

[melody]

4. Having played Grumpy for 12 weeks in children's theatre when I was a kid

I must defend Grumpy's honor.

I'd go with the little known and less-talked about dwarf ... Sleazy.

[TexasObserver]

6. Don't get lost in the part!!

It's easy to do.

I'm sure Grumpy has his human side, however. I'm sure if I could walk a mile in his size 4 shoes, my feet would hurt like hell!

[melody]

8. That was 35 years ago. I'm "Bitchy" now.

And proud of it.

[TexasObserver]

12. I'm Cranky, Grumpy's long lost twin.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Gargamel.

[TexasObserver]

13. Is that the dude from the Smurfs?

that show was a little weird in a Smurf smurf sort of way

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Yep, and they're making a Smurfs movie, too.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/

[TexasObserver]

16. it seemed there weren't enough females in that community

I only remember one, of course, I didn't really pay attention to the TV while the kids were watching them.

[NV Whino]

10. You forgot Stupid

I vote for Stupid.

[TexasObserver]

14. He'd had to wrestle that name away from Bush.

[Avalux]

11. I'm gonna start calling him Grumpy Gramps.

:D

[TexasObserver]

17. I admit it. I call him both, but not at the same time.

[canadian_is_cold]

18. I don't see 'Creepy' on the list...

He is definitely creepy.

[TexasObserver]

19. he's still got a few months as Vice President

Cheney, that is

[ElsewheresDaughter]

21. this Simpson one