“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

[Lyric]

So there! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the *masses,*

not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

[Lyric]

4. "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because

some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. 'Be QUIET!'

:grr:

[Lyric]

11. "I mean, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor

just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. 'SHUT UP!'

[Lyric]

13. "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. 'SHUT UP, will you?? SHUT UP!!'

[Lyric]

18. "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'BLOODY PEASANT!!'

[Lyric]

22. "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh?

That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Shit

I don't have any more lines in this scene. :(

[Lyric]

25. So that makes you

the Aptly-Named, "Sir No-Longer-Appearing-In-This-Scene"?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. In addition to

[lumberjack_jeff]

47. But at least he doesn't have shit all over 'im. n/t

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Don't assume

[lumberjack_jeff]

55. Ni! n/t

[BlooInBloo]

15. Nor from killing your father and boinking you mother.

:P

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. Help ! Help! I'm being oppressed!!

Now I have to go and watch that movie again...

[krispos42]

7. "Come see the violence inheirent in the system! Come see the violence inheirent in the system!"

:rofl:

[progressoid]

17. Me too!

My kids gave me the DVD for xmas!!

[Patsy Stone]

3. You can't expect

to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[LeftofU]

6. Come and see the oppression inherited

in the system.

[zippy890]

8. did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

:rofl:

[kmla]

9. "What makes you think she's a witch?"

"Well, she turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

*meekly after a long pause* "... I got better. "



On edit - too lazy to start my own Monty Python thread concerning impeachment...



:D

[DefenseLawyer]

10. Oh King ,eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that?

By exploiting the workers!

[TahitiNut]

26. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

:dunce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. You're foolin' yourself

We're livin' in a dictatorship — a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

[TahitiNut]

34. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

:silly: :dunce:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. She's a very freaky girl

the kind you don't take home to Mama....
That lady in the lake?

She's super freaky.

[TahitiNut]

21. Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, ...

... I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

76. I'm impressed

I don't know why...

But I am.

Guess I need to get outside and get some fresh air! :D

[TahitiNut]

19. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

:P

[tularetom]

24. I fart in your general direction!

For your viewing enjoyment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI

[Lyric]

27. "NONE SHALL PASS!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. '...What...?'

[Lyric]

30. NONE SHALL PASS!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight

But I must cross this bridge.

[Lyric]

33. Then you shall die.

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I comMAND you, as King of the Britons

to step aside!

[Lyric]

36. I move...for No Man.

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. So be it!

[Lyric]

39. ARRRRHHH! *clang* *bang* *crash*

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. 'bonks sword on top of helmet*

*Patsy snickers*

[Lyric]

41. *swerves around with sword* WHAP! BAM! *clang*

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. *lops off arm*

Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

[Lyric]

43. *scoffs* 'Tis but a scratch!

*bleeds profusely*

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. A scratch??

Your arm's off!

[Lyric]

45. ....

No, it isn't.

*bleeding*

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. Well, what's that, then?

*points at arm on ground*

[Lyric]

52. I've had worse.

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. You liar!

[Lyric]

54. Come on, you pansy! *clang* *bash* Aiiiiyah!

[Oeditpus Rex]

57. *lops off other arm*

Victory is mine!*



*kneels*



We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mer...









*An obvious parody of Stewie Griffin.

[Lyric]

59. HA! *kicks you* Come on, then!

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. ...What...??

[Lyric]

64. Have at you! *kicks*

[Oeditpus Rex]

66. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight,

but the fight is mine!

[Lyric]

67. Oh, had enough, eh?

[Oeditpus Rex]

70. *Look,* you stupid bastard!

You've got no arms left!

[Lyric]

71. ....

Yes, I have.

[Oeditpus Rex]

73. Look!

*points*

[Lyric]

74. *glances down* Just a flesh wound!

*kicks you*

[Oeditpus Rex]

77. Look, stop that!

[Lyric]

78. Chicken!

*kicks you*

Chickennn!

[Oeditpus Rex]

79. Look, I'll have your leg!

Why do I keep saying "Look"? :shrug:

[Lyric]

80. *kicks you again*

[Oeditpus Rex]

82. RIGHT!

*whop*

[Lyric]

86. *glances down at bleeding stump where leg used to be*

Right. I'll do you for that! :grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

87. You'll what?

Hey, I didn't say "look." :D

[Lyric]

88. Come here!

:grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

89. What are you going to do, *bleed* on me??

[Lyric]

90. I'm inVINcible!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

91. You're a LOOney!

[Lyric]

95. The Black Knight always triumphs!

Have at you! Come on, then.

[Oeditpus Rex]

96. *rolls eyes*

*whop*

[Lyric]

97. *glances around at four severed limbs*

Oh?

All right, we'll call it a draw.

[Oeditpus Rex]

98. Come, Patsy

*clopclop clopclop clopclop clopclop*

[Lyric]

99. Ooooooh.

Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[Oeditpus Rex]

100. Okay... uh...

Now what? :shrug:

[Lyric]

102. ...

Sex.

:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

38. So be it!

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

[LSK]

46. Lee Mercer lost, get over it!

[Lautremont]

48. Fetchez la vache!

[Lyric]

49. ...Quoi?

[Lautremont]

56. FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

[Lyric]

58. Mooooooo!

[Bright Eyes]

60. Are you suggesting coconuts

migrate ?

[Lyric]

61. Not at all! They could be carried.

[Bright Eyes]

62. What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

[Lyric]

65. It could grip it by the husk!

[Bright Eyes]

68. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

[Lyric]

69. Well, it doesn't matter.

Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

[Bright Eyes]

72. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity,

A swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

[Lyric]

75. Please! I'm not interested!

[NatBurner]

81. great. DU is chock full of grail nerds

i feel so at home :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

83. I am not a 'nerd'!

I am...









an Enchanter!



:wow:

[Lyric]

84. Casting Level 3 Eroticism?

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

85. ...

:spray:

:rofl:









Nah — just summoning fire without flint or tinder. :blush:

[frickaline]

92. I meditate to regain my mana

before casting Level 8 * of the Infinite.

[Lyric]

101. ...

:spray:

:rofl:

*highfive*

[frickaline]

104. ...

*highfivereturn*

gotta love bloodninja :rofl:

[Flabbergasted]

93. "Who Goes There?" nt

[TheWraith]

94. Um... may I ask that the f--- started this thread? nt

[galledgoblin]

103. beautiful, wonderful, fantastic amounts of crack. (n/t)

[TheWraith]

106. Clearly.

I think someone spiked the punch.

[Hart2008]

105. Morgan le Fay didn't become queen because of sexism!