Could we just cancel tuesday?

[endarkenment]

Just think, if we cancelled tuesday, 12 noon wednesday would be right around the corner!

[TexasObserver]

1. some of her supporters are considering legal action to stop Noon Wednesday!

I keed!

I keed!!

[newmajority]

6. TIME ZONES ARE MISOGYNIST!!!!111!!!!

WHY SHOULD IT BE 12 NOON IN THE SEXIST EASTERN TIME ZONE, AND NOT NOON IN HAWAII???2222????

OH YEAH, FORGET HAWAII, NOBOMA WAS BORN THERE. WHAT'S WEST OF THAT???222???

[endarkenment]

8. S.Y.A.T.W.!@!!##!!

[Labors of Hercules]

9. Guam.

Didn't Obama win there? yep. Sorry.

[TexasObserver]

14. Let's see if they'll make it noon Greenwich Mean Time?!

That's about 6 hours earlier than EST.

[VolcanoJen]

11. ROFL

[TexasObserver]

13. it's a deadline ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

[2rth2pwr]

2. What exactly are you expecting to happen at noon Wednesday?

Sweetness, cookies and light?

[Blue-Jay]

3. You'll be as sweet as always.

[endarkenment]

7. Well I expect DU to be a bit lighter.

But only a little bit.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Comeuppance.

:thumbsup:

[2rth2pwr]

15. Yes, revenge, sweet revenge!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. No, comeuppance.

I was hoping your english would be better than your math, but...

[2rth2pwr]

17. Heehee.

http://onlinedictionary.datasegment.com/word/revenge

Revenge - Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0 :

51 Moby Thesaurus words for "revenge":
amends, atonement, avenge, avengement, avenging, balancing,
comeuppance, commutation, compensation, counteraction,
counterbalancing, counterblow, defend, desert, deserts,
even the score, expiation, get, get even with, indemnification,
indemnity, just deserts, justify, launch a vendetta, lex talionis,
offsetting, punish, punishment, quittance, recompense,
rectification, redress, reparation, repayment, reprisal, requital,
restitution, retaliate, retaliation, retribution, revanche, reward,
satisfaction, spitefulness, substitution, take revenge, vengeance,
vindicate, vindictiveness, what is due, what is merited


Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." - Confucius

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Ha ha.

http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/comeuppance

Main Entry: due
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: Something justly deserved.
Synonyms: desert, guerdon, recompense, reward, wage
Idioms: what is coming to one, what one has coming

"Never again." - anti-holocaust/genocide motto

[2rth2pwr]

19. .

Main Entry: comeuppance
Synonyms:
compensation, desert, deserts, deserving, due, due reward, dues, just deserts, merit, merits, punishment, quittance, recompense, reprisal, requital, retribution, revenge, reward, rights, what is due, what is merited

http://freethesaurus.net/s.php?q=comeuppance
Main entries similar to: comeuppance
compensation, desert, deserts, deserving, due, dues, lump, merit, punishment, quittance, recompense, reprisal, requital, retribution, revenge, reward, right



Let me know if I can help you with some simple addition.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

20. (-:

syn·o·nym Audio Help /ˈsɪnənɪm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another in the language, as joyful, elated, glad.
2. a word or expression accepted as another name for something, as Arcadia for pastoral simplicity; metonym.
3. Biology. one of two or more scientific names applied to a single taxon.

"Let me know if I can help you with some simple addition."

No thanks.

[phrigndumass]

4. GDP has ruined Tuesdays

Before you, GDP,
Tuesday was a compliment:
unconventional, full of fun,
not
living with razors in the mouth
of an abyss awash with wine
and digestive enzymes,
the throat of darkness a reflux away
and me using all my strength
to hold onto the edge
with medicine and magic
bleeding money
while you
blackmail me
manipulate
and starve us both of love
then in an instant
leave me and embrace instead
the sun.


Damn you, Tuesday! Damn you straight to hell!!!11!

[Growler]

5. Let's cancel Tuesday AND Wednesday!!

And since Thursday will be a piece of cake, Friday will arrive in no time at all!

(PS: I get why you want to cancel Tuesday, but decided to go for broke for my own selfish reason. :) )

[Jersey Devil]

12. LOL, I suspect that tomorrow there will be some early pizza deliveries

with people trying to get in the last word. Should be entertaining. :bounce: