Breaking News: After nearly 8 yrs in the ceiling, Ceiling Cat leaves the ceiling, endorses Obama

[FogerRox]

You've all seen the elusive Ceiling Cat poking its head out of the ceiling, to see whats up.



Ceiling Cat has been a voracious critic of Cheney's double super secret Death Star:



BREAKING NEWS !

Ceiling Cat has left the Ceiling, has come out for Obama. He will be walking the country to unite all cats:





Never before seen video of Ceiling Cat, who has spent 7 years in the has left the ceiling.



Cats across the country will taking the fight to John McCains face.




"McCain's campaign is doomed"
Al Gore commenting on Ceiling Cats endorsement of Obama.











Me and my friends "tuned up" McCains bus for him in NH, back on Jan. 5th. LOL. It gets poor mileage and the fuel gauge is wrong, so the bus will run out of fuel by October.




Obama has captured the attention of cats across the nation. Never before have so many young cats been involved in politics.




Super star cat, the "Artist Formerly Known as Tiger" at a news conference Sunday morning announcing his band will perform at 6 Obama events this summer.




Singer/songwriter John "Cougar" has asked the McCain campaign to stop using his music at events.




Robert Terrier, Chairdog of the National Democratic Canine caucus says " No dog or cat should be caught dead voting for John McCain.

[Richard Steele]

1. Ceiling Cat wants to assure us that a trained replacement has assumed his regular duties:

[FogerRox]

5. ROFL slapping my thigh

Young cats are getting involved like never before.....

[KittyWampus]

7. :-O

[Hissyspit]

33. Ceiling Cat approves this message:

[galledgoblin]

64. AAAAAHH

AAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
AAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AAAAH

[rch35]

65. edited : double post

[rch35]

66. that is one of the funniest pictures i have seen in a long time.

"Howard.... Who is streaking through the quad?"

"Barry, John, John, Hillary, Bill, Teddy and the whole gang is right behind me!.... they'll be here soon....."

"Come on Howard, get in the car."

"Allright Al....."

[galledgoblin]

75. posting one last time, since I changed my sig

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

119. OMH there's this Encyclopedia Dramatica entry: Mythology and Powers???

Overview

Beware, indeed.Ceiling Cat refers to a photographic image of a concerned-looking cat whose head appears poking out through a hole in a ceiling. This image has become universally recognized by all denizens of the Tubes as a sign of wonder, an icon of fear, and a source of lulz. In the mythos of memedom, Ceiling Cat is the analog of God.

Mythology and Powers
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Ceiling_cat

[zanne]

2. That adorable!

I especially like the boxing kitty.

[lonestarnot]

3. Best thread of the season!

Roger Fox! :applause:

[FogerRox]

9. Keep you eyes on the target

[lonestarnot]

16. All eyes!

:wow: foger rox I love you too! :loveya:

[FogerRox]

72. Although I walk thru the Valley of the Republicans

I fear no evil.

For I am the baddest Mo Fo democrat in the Valley.

[lonestarnot]

84. Fear. I hate those sonofabitches for their fear factor cards alone.

[FogerRox]

87. I dont fear them, I have planned for their demise for 4 years now,.

[lonestarnot]

88. I do not fear them either. That is not what I meant. I hate their fear cards.

They make me sick because they actually do scare some people who don't have whatever it takes to not be afraid. Only 4 years? LOL

[FogerRox]

89. I hear ya.

[NYCGirl]

4. Here's the chairman of Marmalade Kittehs for Obama:

[FogerRox]

10. Building consensus in the feline nation.

[Eurobabe]

35. Who's cat it this?? Someone on DU?

I pwnd that awhile back, didn't see yours. :rofl:

I guess I will have to do something evil to my ginger boy, to get his picture on this thread.

[NYCGirl]

44. I have no idea — he was featured on Cute Overload. And he is gorgeous!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/02/marmelades-for.html

[Eurobabe]

51. This guy looks exactly like one of my daughter's ginger boyz.

He's beautiful...

[Kajsa]

109. Aww- what a cute chairman!

:loveya: :D

[Honeycombe8]

6. Cuuuuuuuute! Great post. nt

[FogerRox]

13. We shouild be excited about voting

[eleny]

8. K&R!

[FogerRox]

18. Thank you

[K Gardner]

11. Absolutely brilliant !!

[FogerRox]

12. 97% of cats serving in Iraq, want an immediate pull out from Iraq

[Arctic Dave]

76. This picture was my desktop picture for years.

I'm glad someone else found it funny too.
The missus did not like it so much.

[Triana]

14. My Figaro Sez:

[FogerRox]

20. 'ats what I'm talking about

Word....

[Eurobabe]

52. I love that!!

:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

15. Great pix! K&R! And I love Ceiling Kitty!

It's nice to know that somebody so cute has the right political values...:rofl:

[FogerRox]

22. Direct service to Wash DC. Get up on board the train

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Rhiannon12866]

25. I hope to see D.C. someday. So far, I've only seen the airport and my uncle's office, so I'm ready!

[janx]

17. kick

[stellanoir]

19. So much for the mockingly ineffectual and self deprecating "herding cats" metaphor.

FELINES UNITE under ceiling cat !!!

[FogerRox]

21. Breaker, Breaker, we have ourselves a Convoy !

[stellanoir]

23. Meow !!!

[awoke_in_2003]

100. No, the saying still stands-

the cats aren't being herded (they aren't republicans, after all), they are uniting:)

[Emit]

24. Ceiling Cat has my two lap cats all fired up

and ready to go!

[FogerRox]

26. Thats what I'm meowing about ! !

[Patsy Stone]

27. Ceiling Cat speaks for me!

[FogerRox]

40. datss wight, !

[Patsy Stone]

49. Ceiling Cat's powerz reaching across teh aislz:

[FogerRox]

73. Those soulful eyes beseaching me to vote OBAMA......

GOBAMA

[awoke_in_2003]

101. I had to read that 3 times

to see an "h" instead of the "k" that was in my mind :)

[Patsy Stone]

112. So, I take it,

you had a good weekend? :)

[awoke_in_2003]

113. Yep, pretty good-

but it wasn't the good weekend that made me misread the word "fucher"- i misread it because I am a sick, deviant individual :)

[Eurobabe]

114. cute!

[Kaleko]

28. !!! meow !!!

paw pound:

[Eurobabe]

29. Another feline for Obama

I don't know whose cat this is, but I pwnd the picture weeks ago.

[roguevalley]

30. I love these cat threads. thank you, everyone.

[InsultComicDog]

31. Let's update that last pic

[FogerRox]

38. Got it, thanks,

[InsultComicDog]

46. lots of pics

at the McCain funny picture collection - click on my sig link

[Duder]

32. Cats for Obama

http://www.catsforobama.com/

[chill_wind]

99. Too perfect! LOVE it! :-)

"..as a skinny black cat with a funny name..."

"..koobi fora voted for obama on super mewsday..."

[starroute]

34. You don't want to mess with Ceiling Cat

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling.

[FogerRox]

37. Thats deep

[pansypoo53219]

42. evry sunday

i does LOL cherch blogging on my blog. only way i iz gonna reed bibell.

[Terran]

78. You left out the best line, IMO:

An teh light pwnd teh dark, an teh dark wuz like, "WTF?!"

(that's from memory, but I absolutely love that!)

[Tinksrival]

36. After months of digging in and dragging their paws,

feline and canines unite to defeat the evil angry old monkey.



Who wants to continue the policies of the stupid chimp



Together we save the world!

[awoke_in_2003]

102. That is so unfair

that old angry monkey is only angry because he is tired of having bush be compared to monkeys :)

[riona]

39. Lounge Cat Promises to Wake Up Soon

[Eurobabe]

41. I'm the Demon and I approve of this message

[Rhiannon12866]

43. Awwww! That's no demon!

What a cute kitty, but you know I love the little orange ones! And I'm glad to see that he has the right political values, too... :-)

Is he registered to vote? He'd vote more responsibly than a lot of people in the past two elections... *sigh*

[bleever]

45. Don't misunderestimating kitteh powr.

[Patsy Stone]

48. A force to be reckoned wit:

:hi:

[FogerRox]

50. Airborne

Campaign organizers

[Patsy Stone]

55. We can haz fight in teh airz?

[FogerRox]

71. :-_)

[Maureen1322]

59. self delete

[Maureen1322]

62. Looks just like my Gizmo!!

[slinkerwink]

47. one of the funnies threads ever

[Eurobabe]

53. Ceiling Cat is very Wiz, I's follo.

[L0oniX]

54. Now on to the real enemy ...McLame, Kitty wants to have some words with you.....

[Enrique]

56. Obama broke the cat ceiling!

:bounce:

[FogerRox]

70. :-_)

[Prophet 451]

57. Melting from cute! n/t

[happygoluckytoyou]

58. be careful of that pussy---> John "The Bush Republican" McCain

[Towlie]

60. Genesis 1:1

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

[Shine]

61. You should definitely make sure the Lounge sees this thread

If you haven't cross-posted, you should.

This thread was MADE for them. :D

:thumbsup:

[FloridaJudy]

63. Buddha Cat

Approves.

[jaybeat]

69. My cat has a different reaction

[FogerRox]

74. Thats the piece de resistance, Thanks.

[grantcart]

93. Buddha Dog concurs

[rpannier]

67. That's very clever

Congrats on a awesome post

[Olney Blue]

68. I want to be a ceiling cat when I grow up!

[The Wizard]

77. I recognize that ceiling

and the cat and the guys who tuned up the Straight Talk Express before it started throwing curve balls.

[FogerRox]

83. Sup Dude, Every time I start some shit you show up, wazzit ESP ?

[The Wizard]

104. Fund raiser for Tom

You gonna be here?

[FogerRox]

111. Thats a check .... wiazrd

[The Wizard]

118. bringing anyone? (NT)

[krispos42]

79. Only ceiling cat can know for sure...

[YOY]

96. Well that solves the problem.

Looks alive to me...

[RNdaSilva]

80. “I tawt I taw a puddy tat... I did! I did!"

*********** I did! I did! ***********

[meow2u3]

81. Tihs jus in: Basement Cat endorsez McCain

Basement Cat approoved Boosh and putted him in offis....he wants McCain to keep up Basement Cat's ebil deedz.

[chill_wind]

82. Ceiling cat sez I'm gonna lick Mac good. It's gonna be a GOP Cat-astrophy!

[FogerRox]

85. this is a good trophy too

[cabbage08]

86. LOL

[Lugnut]

90. K&R

Beautiful!

[bluevoter4life]

91. Any word on who Basement Cat is endorsing yet?

LOL. Best. Post. Ever.

[meow2u3]

103. Refer to post 81

That's who Basement Cat's endorsing.

[davidpdx]

92. cute cat pics!

[cascadiance]

94. Had to come down from the roof to play with this lil' Publican!

[HughMoran]

95. Heh - the kitties speak for me!

Cute - K&R.

[Withywindle]

97. Don't I know it!

That's my Madimi. She got a crush on Obama!

[chill_wind]

98. Now u kan mak and has ur own papr ceelin cat!

http://tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html


U kan has Ceiling Cat and Obama Cat buttons, too:
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/cats/-/c_787

[bdamomma]

105. I love it!!!

[jhain]

106. Resident Cat Preparing Supplies

Stocking up buckets of hairballs to use at Mc Cain Rallies:

[lonestarnot]

107. LOL

[Eurobabe]

115. rofl!

is that mrphinn? i love him. :loveya:

[NewEnglandGirl]

108. Proof

of how highly intelligent animals really are !!!:yourock:

This is great!

[chknltl]

110. Master spy infiltrates mCcain campaign, tells all!

I feared being eated but my disguise fooled them all!

They eat puppys AND KITTENS!1!!2! The horra, the horra!

[Eurobabe]

116. oh that's bad, Kittler.

[Skip Intro]

117. I love cats.

Obama? eh...

But cats? :thumbsup:

The ceiling cat gif is cute and disturbing. Errie, and sweet.

The cat with the guitar is obviously playing some IRON MAIDEN!!!

Cats love Maiden.