Why is she late?

[RichardRay]

She overslept?

She forgot to put the appointment in her Blackberry?

She couldn't get Bill out of the bathroom?

(try to keep it light, please...)

[busymom]

1. let it sink.

[Junkdrawer]

2. "Look Hillary, stop refreshing NoQuarterUSA.net and get in the car..."

"The Whitey Tape is a myth."

[ecstatic]

9. lol nt

[WillyT]

19. ROFLMAO !!!

:thumbsup:

[TexasObserver]

3. She's listening to "Don't Let It End" by Styx one more time.

[BigDaddy44]

4. One final phone call to some superdelegate from Idaho

She had to wait while he came in from fly fishing somewhere

[JVS]

5. Crown Royal?

[Raejeanowl]

11. Oh, That's "Light," All Right

:sarcasm:

[rzemanfl]

6. She's hoping to get fired so she doesn't have to quit. n/t

[DJ13]

7. Penn and Bill were getting pummeled with anything in Hillarys reach

:shrug:

[gristy]

8. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm.

Jerry: (pause) So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?

Jean-Paul: Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze.

Jerry: AM/PM.

Jean-Paul: Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume.

Jerry: Ah...the volume.

Jean-Paul: Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm.

Jerry: Ah, separate knob.

Jean-Paul: Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! (frustrated)

Jerry: Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio.

Jean-Paul: Oh, please, man, please!

Jerry: Don't worry, it's not gonna happen again. Not if I have anything to say about it.

[senseandsensibility]

10. So that everyone would ask why she is late?

You have to admit it adds to the interest factor.

[ecstatic]

12. to piss off the non-hardworking, sleep-in latte sippers

[Raejeanowl]

13. In Order To Make A Grand Entrance

At her grand exit?

[tekisui]

16. She's keeping attention as long as possible.

[WillyT]

14. Got The Dates Mixed Up And Went To Feinstein's House ???

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[RazBerryBeret]

15. Fashionably late???

always a woman's prerogative...

[Captain Angry]

17. She was playing a video game.

You know how much it sucks when you seem to play your best when you have to be somewhere.

I'll go as soon as my player dies. Any minute now. I've never made it this far...

[MonkeyFunk]

to piss you off

Nowhere did I see a scheduled time for her speech.

I read an "event" would be held starting at noon - it didn't say her speech would begin at noon.

[RichardRay]

20. Not pissed off, and that makes sense....

I honestly couldn't imagine why someone wouldn't be on time for such an occassion, and that's a perfectly good explanation.

[Mike L]

18. She changed her mind.