Dude, DU: P is SOOOOOOOO yesterday.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

I recommend that the P stand for: Pshaw!!!

Come on, people, we have our filth to be spread elsewhere. Is there a DU: Decontamination. Did you remember the social skills you once possessed before entering here? can you carry on a civil online discussion now?

And you DO realize that other DUers will now know where you've been, right? The old insult used to be: "you got all those posts in the Lounge." Now you'll be known as a GDP-rat.

Oh, you filthy DU: P beasts. Good on ya. :toast:

[Condem]

1. You're right, ithink

for the first time ever , I visited the lounge tonight. And enjoying it!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

2. Wait, do you mean I'm right for the first time ever; or. . .

do you mean that you visited the lounge for the first time ever?

Because if it's the former, then, YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!, I'm right!!!!!!!! I can now kill myself in peace.

If it's the latter, well, I guess I live another day.

On edit: I've been told to clarify my suicide threat. I'm not sure WHEN I'll kill myself. I figure we're all killing ourselves. So by "killing myself" I simply mean "living day by day." Or, as Floyd put it: "shorter of breath, one day closer to death."

Sheesh, can't a guy just be depressed around here? I think my liver hurts.

[Condem]

3. The latter, ithink

I have no balls left after laughing them off, over at the lounge. Some truly funny shit. I just went over there on a fuckin whim.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

4. There is some funny shit over there.

I love it.

[Condem]

5. Thank Beatleboot, ithink

Comes over here with shit about Uriah Heep claiming he pressed the wrong button. Whatever. Next thing I know, I'm weighing in on The Clash' best album. My kind of place.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

6. It's an obvious call, and snobs try to be, well, snobby about it, but _London Calling_

is clearly the best.

[Condem]

7. But absolutely no respect for Combat Rock.

Ghetto Defendant. One of there fuckin best. See, ithink. That's the secret about GD:P. WE can kick some of this relevant shit all night! It will piss some of the "purists" off but fuck them!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

8. Combat Rock is awesome!

I listen to it more than _london Calling_, but _London Calling_ is still better. I've also seen _Old Boy_ many more times than I've seen _Citizen Kane_ but am happy to admit that _Kane_ is far superior.

[Condem]

9. And there lies the answer, ithing

I happen to think Animal House is the best film ever made. However, I saw it three days before going to college. I was going to be a Nuclear Engineer..... And then, oh fuck, nevermind. Just opinions. That's my point.

[Swamp Rat]

10. BIGOT!

Always picking on us rats! x(

[L0oniX]

11. Decontaminate this...

[Condem]

12. Fuck, ithink

Now Swamp Rat's involved. This thread is doomed.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

13. It's a standard rule of thumb:

If the rat and I are communicating on the same thread (or often if we're just on the same thread), it will be shut down--usually because of the level of stupidity to which we stoop (and by "we" I mean "I").

I have often found myself dumber having read my own posts.