5 Political Tips to John McCain- From Neil Cavuto (faux noise)

[Ichingcarpenter]

I thought this was comedy at first but then found out it was real!
I know the links are Faux Noise but I found this funny because
I know he is serious.


My Free Political Tips to John McCain

Friday, June 06, 2008

By Neil Cavuto




You know how each holiday season I give my shopping tips for men?

It's a huge hit. Men tell me so! And women too!




Tip one: Embrace your inner fuddy duddy. Face it, you're not hip or cool, or even a snazzy dresser>>>snip

Tip two: Don't make your age the issue, make his age the issue. >>>>>snip

Tip three: Don't hide your temper. Show it. Apparently, when you explode, it's a beaut. I think it shows your passion. And people respect passion. And who cares if they think it's nutty>>>>snip

Tip four: In the debates, shake your head. Don't say anything. Just shake your head. I'm telling you, senator, younger guys get nervous when older guys shake their heads at them. >>>>snip

Tip five: Tap your inner Bob Newhart. You're very funny. I love that, "I'm older than dirt" line, and got the scars to prove it. Man, that's better than Bob! And need I remind you, old Bob had two very long-running successful TV shows.>>>>>snip

And Senator Obama, hope you're not jealous. Fair and balanced, my tips for you, Monday!



He said he will also give Obama tips too!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364181,00.html

[ccharles000]

1. Neil sucks.

[Doug.Goodall]

2. Doug's tips to John McCain

1. Cut the 100 years of war back to a maximum of your life time

2. Stop with the war hero stuff; you gave the Forrestal the nickname 'Forest Fire'

3. Shave your head. You look stupid with that gray hair comb over

4. Have your wife do your public speaking. We would rather look at her than your prune face

5. Get a life outside of politics. The Republicans hate you only slightly less than the Democrats do

[Lint Head]

3. Go for the nursing home vote.

:dem: