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Edited on Thu Jun-05-08 07:47 PM by Poll_Blind
First Week of June, 2008:
___ Concede the Democratic Primary Race (Slated for Tuesday Saturday)
MEMO: Can Terry still introduce me as "The Next President of the United States" before the concession speech? They'll cut me slack on that, right? If so, get that "Ready to Rumble!" guy instead of Terry.
___ Release my delegates to Sen. Obama (See Ickeys on this, do I have to?)
___ Admit I did that thing that wasn't winning, during the speech (Again, see Ickeys)
_X_ Attempt to maintain a viable candidicy despite having lost the actual race
___ Pay off the 6 Million I owe to vendors for my campaign (Will they take yard signs in trade?)
___ Make my case that even though Obama won, I'm still the best candidate! Bastards!
___ Demand V.P. spot as a concession Bastards!
___ Demand cabinet position Bastards!
___ Demand Supreme Court Appointment Bastards! _X_ Demand free cheese platter at Convention YESSSSSS! They know who's in control here!
_X_ Buy Geraldine an excellent dinner for her help and friendship! (Sizzler, they took the cheque!)
_X_ Bill's doing it again
___ Practice acceptance speech "If something happens..." (Sunday, Monday)
_X_ Dress for success every day!
PB
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