Sarcastic T-Shirts? "White collar criminals for Bush"

[KurtNYC]

I'm considering some twist on the Bush/Cheney signs that they make people carry (right after you sign away your soul). The ones that say "________'s for Bush" only these would have the names of real groups that support Bush.

"Constitution Haters for Bush"
"Have Mores for Bush"
"Hypo-Christians for Bush"
"Enron alumni for Bush"

Any ideas, thoughts? Reactions?

[afraid_of_the_dark]

1. Use the "Fool me once" quote from Bush...

I always thought that would make a funny anti-Bush campaign t-shirt.

[RobertSeattle]

2. I agree

He fooled us in regards to
Compassionate Conservativism
Nation Building
The effect of tax cuts
The deficit

Etc

[mitchtv]

3. right wing pinheads for bush

love that one

[Warren DeMontague]

4. I've got a few...

http://impeachdubya.com

Check out the Bumper Stickers.

[progressivebydesign]

5. Stepford Wives for Bush. N/T

[KurtNYC]

10. I like it

and he has one.

[DrMath]

14. Actually

I don't think so! She beats him, I'm sure of it -- don't you remember the bandages and the 'pretzel incident'?

[lunarboy13]

6. here's a few...

Al Qaeda For Bush 2004


Evil Do-ers 4 Bush!


Homophobes for Bush

[VolcanoJen]

7. "Enron and Halliburton Stockholders For Bush!"

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[Warren DeMontague]

12. Actually, that's not entirely correct...

not to nit-pick, but your average Enron stockholder, and employee, got royally screwed-- just like us California PG&E Customers. Actually, lots of those folks watched their retirements vanish before their eyes. It's the Skillings and the Lays who made off with all the loot.

[trogdor]

8. Brown Shirts for Bush

Stenciled in black on brown T-shirts, available at any Army installation (to authorized customers).

[AP]

9. Unemployed for (& by) Bush" - "Undereducated For Bush" &...

"Undereducated For Bush"

"Underemployed For Bush"

"I gave up my future for Bush"

"Evil Doers for Bush"

[mbee]

11. Stupid White Men for the chimp!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Here are a few of mine that are my favorites:

"Clinic Bombers for Bush"
"Repressed Puritans for Bush"
"Nookyular Fisicysts for Bush"
"Saudi Terror Financiers for Bush"
"Junior Anti-Sex League for Bush"
"Fundamentalist Wackos for Bush"
"Flat Earthers for Bush"
"Greedy Misanthropes for Bush"
"Bin Laden Family for Bush"
"Compulsive Liars for Bush"

...

[Jack Rabbit]

15. Spanish Inquisitors for Bush

AP via the BBC

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition. n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

19. I'll bet that fellow in the picture didn't expect it, either

!!

[Warren DeMontague]

22. No. But of course,

the people who bear the blame for that photo are not the folks who did the dirty deed, or the military chain of command, or even Rumsfeld or Bush.. No, the people to blame for that piece of visual obscenity are the people in the librul media who had the un-american gall to publish it--- giving fuel to our enemies! See, that's why the rest of the things that happened at Abu Ghraib, like the 14 year old boys allegedly sodomized on film, aren't bad at all--- because the media are being good lil' citizens, and sitting on that story like it's a poodle under a sumo wrestler. No pictures, no outrage, no crime, no abuse, no problem! Don't worry, be happy!

</sarcasm off>

Anyway, I was riffing on an old monty python skit, before. You know, "Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"... I'm old, see...

[Jack Rabbit]

24. Sorry

My Python experience is pretty much limited to the movies, especially Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Some of the old TV shows were really funny.

They run them sometimes on BBC America, if you get that one. Worth watching.

Holy Grail is classic, but Life of Brian is the funniest of the movies, IMHO.

[wyethwire]

16. The GOP sent my job to Honduras ...

and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3925009401

[Jacobin]

17. "Bankruptcy Lawyers For Bush"

I have that T-Shirt.

[iwantmycountryback]

20. CEO's

Crooked CEO's for Bush
American Fascists for Bush
Al Qaeda Recruiters for Bush
Chronic Liars for Bush
Billionaires for Bush
Racists for Bush

[TXDemGal]

21. A few

Billionaires for Bush

Fag Haters for Bush

Rag-head Haters for Bush

Jack-booted Thugs for Bush

Wild-eyed Flag Wavers for Bush

Oil Addicts for Bush

Bible-thumping Fundamentalists for Bush

[progressivebydesign]

23. I'm With Stupid ---> Bush 2004 N/T

[Dem2theMax]

26. I just want a nice simple T-shirt

that has a HUGE target on the back, with the simple words
"This target brought to you by the Bush Administration"

Now would someone please go out there and make them so I can buy one? :evilgrin:

[auburngrad82]

27. T-shirt ideas

"GW Bush: an Idiot of Bibilical Proportions"
"GW Bush: Making the World Safe For Rich White Guys"
"GW Bush: Proof that Education is Over-rated"
"GW Bush: Even Idiots Can Spell Dubya"
"C Students for Bush"
"GW Bush: Terrorizing the World"
"No George, a stem-cell is not the same as a dope deal"
"Dry Drunks for Bush"
"WWJD? What a stupid question! He'd vote Democrat, of course!"
"GW Bush: Conquering the World One Arab at a Time"
"Our Military Went to Iraq and All We Got was this Orange Alert"
"Got WMD?"
"Vote Rainman...I mean Bush"
"GW Bush, Texan my Ass!"

Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll...