Johny Kerry: War hero and Olympic level tarmac athlete.

[JohnnyRingo]

With all the fuss and fury over the upcoming Olympic Games, which are going to be watched by three people and Lance Armstrong's roommate (thank you reality television), not enough attention is being paid to the athletic ability of a man who has virtually been dubbed the King of Tarmac Sports!

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Curious, we sat down on the tarmac and watched John Kerry beat the piss out of his secret service agent. Mr. Kerry is very versatile and excells at sports such as:

http://www.mystolennation.com/modules.php?name=News&new_topic=20

(Chuckle while we're ahead)

[Placebo]

1. Great to have such an athletic and in-shape candidate!

They wouldn't dare have bush do any of that for fear that he make a mistake. Great to know our candidate and his campaign are confident enough to let their man do what he wants and know it will turn out fine without karl rove having to spin it.

[pinto]

2. great pics. n/t