Fair & Balanced Fox documents Cheney's "withering attack" on Kerry

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"War of Words
Exclusive: Vice President Dick Cheney uses John Kerry's own words to launch withering attack on Massachusetts senator"

"Well, I think he's having a major problem here, because he already, through the process, first of all, of having voted to authorize the use of force in Iraq, and then coming back around and voting against providing the funds for the resources and the equipment that the troops needed to prosecute that war, he already put himself in a box.

And he did the latter specifically, I think, at a time when he was under a lot of heat from Howard Dean and the Iowa caucuses. Dean was leading. He was running as — strictly as an antiwar candidate.

And Kerry found himself, I think, on the short end of the stick and had to prove his antiwar credentials. So having voted to commit troops to combat, he then turned around and voted against giving them the resources they need when they're in combat. That's a position that's untenable.

And now the president's question that he put to him is, I think, a very good one and it's one that Kerry needs to answer, decisively and conclusively for the country. And he seems to be having trouble doing that."

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[Placebo]

1. It doesn't get any fairer or more balanced than that...stop...PLEASE STOP!

the fairness, my god, OOOOOOOOOOH, the intensity of balance, it's...IT'S TOO MUCH, it's.....OH MY GOOOOOOOD won't SOMEONE QUIET THESE FAIR AND BALANCED VOICES IN MY HEAD......!@&@^%#$*@^*($&@(*#)@(#JNCEKHWJNFKEHWNFWJD@#OI*EJ@($&(.... AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!*runs and jumps out window and lands atop a FOX NEWS van*

[patdem]

2. BushEats..I do question your loyalty to the US of A when you quote FAUX

other than that I have no problem with you!!!

On Edit: I think I hate two letter words..every attempt to type no ends up not?? Why I do no know???

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. I've really cut way down on my Fox quotes...but this one...

...Hannity's definition of Cheney launching a "withering attack?" To me it was kind of like Rex Reed giving a movie review...of a movie he DIDN'T LIKE!

:scared:

Oooh...Vice President Evil Dick...PLEASE don't launch a withering attack at ME...

:evilgrin:

[MasonJar]

3. Cheney think? I think not; he runs on oil.