Sympathy for the Clintons...

[Leopolds Ghost]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long years
Stole many Dem's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Barack Obama
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Kerry
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Tampa and St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
I consulted Karl Rove and his ministers
Arianna screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Iraq War raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your candidates
Fought for five decades
For the dollars they made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me!
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get taken off the air for what they say
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every welfare mom is a criminal
And all the Wal Mart board are saints
As heads is tails --
Just call me Hillary
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo
Woo woo

[skooooo]

1. Imus was right.

[TexasObserver]

2. EX-cel-lent

[Genevieve]

3. VERY good!.. nt

[DB1]

4. Randi was right.

[beezlebum]

5. nice.

[kentuck]

6. Over the top !

But clever! :-)

[CaptJasHook]

7. This was going through my head a couple of days ago. Eerie.

It must be hard for anyone who didn't go through a Stones phase or a general Rock phase to understand why Clinton's actions are deplorable.

"fight the good fight every moment.
Every minute, every day"

"And the men who hold high places
must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality
closer to the heart"

[Carolina]

8. wow, excellent!