This week the
NYT reported that "Mr. Bush's advisers plan to cap the month at the Republican convention in New York" with what they said "would feature Mr. Kerry as an object of humor and calculated derision."
The New Yorker has a lengthy
profile (STANDUP FOR THE LORD)of a conservative comic named Brad Stine. Stine told the reporter, "if he gets to perform at “the stinkin’ G.O.P. Convention,” the 'Tonight Show' brass will have to pay attention." (he consistently substitutes "stinkin'" for "fuckin'" in his act and in conversation)
Apparently, he has reason to believe this is a real possibility:
Earlier this year, Stine flew to New York for a meeting with the former president of the Gospel Music Association, Frank Breeden, who is now the entertainment director for the Republican Convention, and Stine’s agent, Charles Dorris, who is on the G.M.A.’s board of directors. Breeden had already given Stine a boost in 2002 by hiring him to entertain at the G.M.A.’s annual Dove Awards, the Grammys of contemporary Christian music. Now he was talking about bringing Stine back to New York to perform at one of the events or parties connected to the Republican Convention, or maybe at the Convention itself.....
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The entertainment lineup for the Republican Convention won’t be announced until later this summer, but Stine is still in the running. And there has been talk of sending him out this fall to stump for President Bush. “I’ve got the ear of the White House—or at least the ear of the people who have the ear of the White House,” Stine said.Some of his gags:
Stine longs for the days when Christian values guided the nation and, as he jokes, the homeless were handed axes, pointed toward a grove of trees, and told, “There’s your duplex.”...He did an impression of a Protestant, whining, “Satan made me lose my job!” (“No—your incompetence made you lose your job!”),
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“Ohhhh, I want to hate people. That’s what’s so amazing about Christianity—it forces you to act against what your body wants to do. I want to hate! Not that anybody comes to mind right off the bat—France.”
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“Guys want to marry other guys?” Beat. “Cowards!”Stine's intellectual heroes:
Phillip E. Johnson, author of “Defeating Darwinism by Opening Minds"
Chuck Colson, the Watergate conspirator, who now runs a prison ministry.
(“Watch out, Al Franken,” Stine said. “There’s a new sheriff in town.”)Now we all know Bush is hilarious, a
stinkin' laugh riot in his own right, but this GOP humor thing was test driven last month by CA's Gov Gristle Head. Even though the Dems prevailed on the
ISSUE (CA school districts still must contract union bus drivers), on Leno, Arnie claimed victory over the girlie men in passing his budget. The perception will be, to the uninformed majority, that this "good natured" humor was key in that stand-off.
The more outrageous the accusation, the more press attention. The funnier the attack, the more obscured the issue.
This "Christian" comic may be in the front line of the repub strategy. The article details the typically seedy journey of an entertainer; *not* something to be ashamed of in a democratic society, but a tad hypocritical in the holier-than-thou party.
I'm hopeful that there is some Great Big deflection strategy in place. It looks like Trouble.