If you want my vote, here are my demands--NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

Clinton: I want to see stretch-pants, a neckerchief, patriotic broach, and a fanny-pack.

McCain: I need a Members Only jacket, no shirt underneath, zipped up 57% of the way, extra-tight Wranglers, belt buckle 7 inches long, 4 inches wide with a screaming eagle with a bunny in its claws, fanny-pack.

Obama: OP corduroy shorts (very short, at least 5 inches above the knee), wife-beater, faded, light blue, denim jacket, thumb ring, fanny pack.

These are my demands. I will not compromise.

[babylonsister]

1. Gawd, yuck! What's with the fanny pack, when they all

have their peeps carrying the load?

THIS coming from someone who has worn fanny packs, because I let my people go! :P

[panader0]

2. Can't do the fanny pack

Where I'm from that's non=negotiable.

[rasputin1952]

3. You post this after I used the last of my Brain Bleach on the

thought of Ronnie and Nancy doing it????

For shame, now I have to go get another bottle!!!

:D

[SeattleGirl]

4. Here, I have some you can borrow....

[rasputin1952]

10. Bless You!...

:D

[southerncrone]

5. ithinkmyimaginationhurts

[Aloha Spirit]

6. Why? Do you want to take them to an amusement park?

[Forkboy]

7. My god...is this actual comedy in GD-P?!?!?!?!

My brain just fizzled and popped and blew out. :)

[mcctatas]

8. Couldn't we put McCain in the stretch pants instead?

After all, his buddy george wore a codpiece...:shrug:

[myrna minx]

9. How about stirrup pants and a Flashdance sweatshirt and double belt?

McCain '08: WHAT A FEELING!

[PVnRT]

11. You forgot to use CAPITALIZATION

To EMPHASIZE certain words, lending extra STRENGTH to your argument.