The Top Ten Reasons to Vote for the Democratic Nominee...

[coyotespaw]

1) The average human life expectancy is approximately 77.5 years (the significance of this number will be more apparent later.)

2) Justice John Paul Stevens: Born April 20, 1920/ Current Age: 88

3) Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Born March 15, 1933/ Current Age: 75

4) Justice David Souter: Born September 17th 1939/ Current Age: 69

5) Justice Stephen Breyer: Born August 15th, 1938/ Current Age: 70

6) Justice Anthony Kennedy: Born July 23, 1936/ Current Age: 71

7) Justice Antonin Scalia: Born March 11, 1936/ Current Age: 72

8) American casualties in the war/occupation in Iraq: 4075

9) Amount of American casualties over 100 years (assuming current average, and McCain's estimate of years we'll be involved in the current quagmire.): 81500

10) Number of times we'll be embarrassed by a president who is too stupid to pronounce basic words like nuclear: 0

-DJD

[ColbertWatcher]

1. Thank you! We need to be reminded of this as many times as it takes. n/t

[coyotespaw]

2. Thank you for thanking me... n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. We need to cite these stats

every time some bozo declares he's not going to vote Democratic in this election because his candidate isn't going to get the nomination.