Reasons Borak Can't Be Elected

[Boojatta]

The following are a few of the many reasons that Borak cannot be elected:

1. Many voters are hand-working Americans. That's why Borak was never elected to the Senate. That's why he'll never be elected President. Those who say otherwise are delusional.

2. Pronounce his surname and you will see that it begins with a sound like "Owe." With the mortgage crisis, the cost of the War in Iraq, and the rising national debt, this is not the time to be reminding Americans that they owe money.

3. A very astute expert in human resources, who happens to be named John McCain, has determined that Borak is not the best person for the job. GWB hired John McCain to recommend the best person for the job. Coincidentally, the best person for the job is John McCain himself!

:sarcasm:

[Eurobabe]

1. Don't you mean Borat?

:rofl:

[gateley]

2. That was what came to my mind, too --

I was going to post a pic, but couldn't bring myself to do it. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

9. I have no such reservations.

[gateley]

12. Ha! Yep, that's the one! nt

[NewHampshireDem]

17. Verrrry Niiice!

NOT!

:puke:

[Boojatta]

3. I was inspired by...

this thread to invent an alternative spelling.

[Eurobabe]

6. um, that person

is on my ignore list. What did it say? LOL.

[Boojatta]

11. It's difficult to explain.

Just think of this as a translation of that elitist thread into a language that ordinary, hard-working Americans can understand.

[Teaser]

8. wasn't borat *originally* called Borak?

way back when Da Ali G. Show started?

[Coexist]

4. and Borak is such a bad non-flag-pin-wearer.

[NorthernSpy]

5. Also, he starred in the hit comedy film, "Borak"...

Americans have waaay too much sense to elect some silly movie actor as President.

[AZSlacker]

7. How is Borak going to even run for president?

Isn't he in a video game?

http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=21293

[DarienComp]

10. Borak: Glorious Presidenting Campaign for Make Hopeful and Changing America

I like you. Do you like me?

[graycem]

13. LOL!

Yessss... high five!

Although his campaign should get to work covering up his Myspace page. He has some pretty damning stuff on there...

[helderheid]

14. !!

:rofl:

[L0oniX]

15. Borat is a bigot

[Catherina]

16. God Damn it Boojatta. Get with the program. It's BARRACKS. Army barracks

we're voting on. Why are you getting distracted with something as stupid as a US presidential candidate?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5916824



Barracks Boojata, B-A-R-R-A-C-K!

[Boojatta]

18. Kick for the 5th recommendation.