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Sing to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN by Dems Will Win
WITH THE RICH, BUSH PLAYS CUPID IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES DO GAIN! WE’D BE HAPPY, WE’D BE MERRY, AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!
ONE QUESTION BUSH HAS BURNING IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING? GOOD SCHOOLS WE MUST MAINTAIN! THEN HE ROBS THE KIDS BLIND LEAVES NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN
chorus WELL THE SURPLUS IS ALL GONE THE LOCKBOX PICKED HANDILY AND BUSH IS WORKING HARD TO PUT FOOD--ON THE FAMILY!
verse DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE HIM HE’S GOT HIS ULTIMATUM! THOUGH HE CAN’T NAME THE HEAD OF SPAIN! IN THIS WAR WE MUST MAKE CERTAIN THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR HALLIBURTON IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN
HE’LL START THE DRAFT, YOU’LL FACE INDUCTION TO FIND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, FROM EGYPT TO BAHRAIN! HE’LL SEARCH EVERY SAND OR SOIL AS LONG AS IT BEARS OIL IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN
chorus OH BUSH COULD TELL YOU WHY THE PIE GROWS HIGH, UP TO THE SKY BUT NOW OUR FAMILIES CAN’T SURVIVE, CAUSE BUSH THINKS TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE!
verse (slow) THE TERROR PLANES, THERE WAS NO STOPPIN’ CAUSE BUSH KEPT PHOTO-OPPIN’—HE NEVER FELT YOUR PAIN! WELL LIFE WOULD BE A DING-A-DERRY! AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY! IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!
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