Fill in the blank: This primary battle is like ___________

[Aloha Spirit]

This primary battle is like being on an endless roller coaster in the dark, and the only way to mark the passage of time is by the way it makes me puke every couple weeks.

Edit in the name of unity--

This primary battle is also like Zoolander and will end with our beloved leaders joining in a common goal.

[The Ghost]

1. butter

[Aloha Spirit]

48. says this guy

[Exilednight]

52. parkay.

[irish.lambchop]

2. 'One Life to Live' meets 'Family Feud'.

[John Q. Citizen]

7. Deal, Or No Deal? Except Hill's own money, eleven million $s in one of the cases. But which one?

[Aloha Spirit]

14. Family Feud topic: "Name a popular campaign gimmick"

[Ganja Ninja]

3. "so over"

[John Q. Citizen]

4. Hill needs 11 million dollars to break even.

[DJ13]

5. root canal without Novacaine

:banghead:

[Aloha Spirit]

6. quick! somebody get DJ13 some laughing gas!

[PBS Poll-435]

43. .

Wrong Place!

[BlueJazz]

8. The Blind leading the Blind.

[Quixote1818]

9. Episode two of Joe Lieberman's epic battle to keep his seat.

:banghead:

[DinahMoeHum]

10. a long forced march.

n/t

[Crazy Dave]

11. A republican against a democrat in the general election

Matter of fact...one of them is getting a shit load of republican votes and it ain't because of the "scare America" 3am phone call.

[BlooInBloo]

15. 2nded.

[Javaman]

12. he battle between the candidates or their supporters?

Between the candidates: it's the usual pandering stupidity that has been seen in countless past campaigns.

between the supporters: it's a major monkey flinging poop fight that solves nothing.

[Aloha Spirit]

16. "major monkey flinging poop fight" is more fun, therefore more relevant to this thread ;-)

[purji]

13. the seventh circle of Hell.n/t

[Youphemism]

17. ...like watching a porn flick inside an ambulance at a car accident

This primary battle is like watching a porn flick inside an ambulance at a car accident:

There are alternating moments of excitement and confusion, it's all very disgusting but hard not to watch, every time you turn your head you see a completely different scene, and no matter how it ends you know someone is going to be hurt and screwed.

[Aloha Spirit]

22. Wow, very descriptive. I just hope you're not speaking from personal experiences.

[Va Lefty]

18. "Groundhog Day" without the laughs

[knixphan]

19. this primary is like

[Aloha Spirit]

29. awesome.

[Bucky]

53. That's racist

Or sexist.



Or maybe both.



Why do you hate Sigfried and Roy?

[Aloha Spirit]

54. Drats! You foiled my plan.

I was trying to see how long a thread could go before somebody played the race card.

[montanto]

20. over.

[Aloha Spirit]

21. "so over," to quote Sentinel Chicken.

[IDemo]

23. like listening to an endless loop of "Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton

Somebody pull the plug on that d@#* radio!

[Aloha Spirit]

26. Just curious, would that be better or worse than a root canal?

[IDemo]

30. the root canal won't give you tinnitus

[RichardRay]

24. The Long March

for those who used to be a little further to the left than you are now.

[EFerrari]

25. "a hook and eye

a fish hook
an open eye"

-- Margaret Atwood

[Aloha Spirit]

d'oh! classic

[YOY]

27. The Bataan Death March minus all the laughs...

n.t.

[NC_Nurse]

28. Like a Halloween movie where the killer keeps getting up again and again to

attack the hero.

[Aloha Spirit]

31. and... the victim cannot run fast enough to escape the killer, who walks at a leisurely pace.

damn those movies.

[NC_Nurse]

36. They always fall down....hurt themselves...limp away...

;)

[reflection]

32. herpes and bad luggage

You can't get rid of either one.

[Jed Dilligan]

33. Return of the Living Dead XXXVIII: Rise, Hillary Rise

[Aloha Spirit]

35. tears of laughter over here.

[benddem]

34. having root canal

without anesthesia.

[marions ghost]

37. like watching American Gladiators

Hellga vs Justice

while worrying if you have enough popcorn for dinner and if what's in the plastic drink bottles is toxic

[Aloha Spirit]

40. so true. so true.

[Hutzpa]

38. Adams family Values.......

:evilgrin:

[Cha]

39. Another day Another way bilary attempts to hijack the nom.

[AllexxisF1]

41. Hmmmmmm

This primary battle is like having some good wholesome fun by going outside and banging on your balls with a hammer for 20 minutes.

[Aloha Spirit]

42. Best set up.

[Buzz Clik]

44. Cool Hand Luke. He was too fucking stupid and stubborn to stay down after he'd been pounded.

[Aloha Spirit]

45. Kinda negative, but point taken. Kitty will consider it.

[Aloha Spirit]

46. Zoolander?

At least, I hope it ends like this.

[polticalpout]

47. a bad rash that won't go away. /nm

nm

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

49. Being forced to listen to disco for more than 30 seconds.

Loud, irritating, and without substance.

[Aloha Spirit]

50. Aww, once you listen to it for another 3 months, I'm sure you'll start to like it!

[Bucky]

51. like... swimming in jello

[chill_wind]

55. watching Colonal Cathcart in Joseph Heller's "Catch 22".

Under the ever-changing rules, Hillary's campaign insists there will always have to be just one more mission to fly. Logic be damned.

[Perry Logan]

56. Being forced to listen to a Mahler symphony.

[Stop Cornyn]

57. A dead horse

[Aloha Spirit]

58. I'll take that as an invitation to kick this dead horse.