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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:27 AM
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Hillary: "Full Speed, On to the White House" !!! Send $$$ NOW!
Edited on Wed May-07-08 11:45 AM by bvar22
Warning: Satire!


Hillary hasn't given up, and neither should you.
But she needs money to Stay In It to Win It, so you need to show your support TODAY!
Now is the time to give until it hurts.

Dig down deep.
Forget the rising price of gas,
Forget the overwhelming cost of HealthCare,
Forget the skyrocketing cost of food.
Forget the Savings Account,
Forget the College Fund,
and forget the mortgage.
Those things are not important now,
because Hillary NEEDS your money NOW to save the Democratic Party!

Don't listen to the experts.
Hillary can still win this election.
The only number that counts is the size of your donation to Hillary's campaign.
Short on cash?
No Problemo!
Use your credit card!
You can pay off the debt after Hillary gets to the White House!

Don't Wait.
Do it NOW!
The Goddess of Peace needs your money TODAY to stay in it to WIN it!

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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:30 AM
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1. Stimulate ME with your package!
She says...

O8)
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:36 AM
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4. :evilgrin:
:evilgrin:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:28 PM
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12. !
:spray:
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:32 AM
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2. Hillary: "Full Speed, On to Destroy Dem Chances in the GE!" !!! Send $$$ NOW!
I don't think so.
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:33 AM
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3. damn bvar
that would make great song lyrics-should I write the music for you?
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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:38 AM
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5. Our campaign financing is a joke
This is not Clinton's fault entirely. Congress won't stand up to big money and so we get campaigns financed my rich folks and corporate bundlers. It's a joke. Until that changes, I don't give to candidates like Obama and Clinton unless they denounce the system and try to change it.

Tex Shelters
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:41 AM
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6. Boo hoo. And then there are people like Clinton
who plan poorly and blow it all early. What's a gal to do?

I have happily given to Obama the measly donations I could; it's nice to know I wasn't alone, and we collectively made a huge difference.
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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:22 PM
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9. Another ignorant intolerant liberal comment
I am not a Clinton supporter. I just think the campaign finance system keeps worthy candidates out. If you like the system, you either don't care that we have corporate owned candidates, or you're not paying attention.

Tex Shelter
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:43 AM
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7. Obama has 1.5M donors with an avg donation of $96
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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:24 PM
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10. He also has plenty of
corporate sponsors. I gress, Obama's funding is more democratic, however, the campaigns are still rigged. Why is Kucinich so popular on DU but gets no national support? Two reasons are no corporate money and no corporate media.

Tex Shelters
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:26 PM
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11. A joke left unresolved after 8 years of Clinton in the WH
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madame defarge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 11:45 AM
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8. I will! I will!!!
to Obama!
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anigbrowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:30 PM
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13. Send her the money you save on the gas tax rebate...if any.
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 02:33 PM
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14. Yes, please donate: www.barackobama.com
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 03:39 PM
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15. DAMN! I posted this in jest,
but now I'm SERIOUS.

I read elsewhere today that it is traditional for the winner to pay off the campaign debts for the loser?!!!

I don't want a single nickle of my donation to Obama to wind up in Mark Penn's pocket, or to payback Hillary's loan to herself.


So, COME ON, Hillary supporters...keep sending in the big bucks.
Try for another $10 Million day.
YES You Can send in the money.

Please help out Hillary TODAY!
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