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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:49 PM
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If my aunt had a male appendage.....
she would be my uncle...

Best line on CNN tonight....
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habitual Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:53 PM
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1. context?
if you can, thanx.
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nyccitizen Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:56 PM
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7. The context was...
The pundit (don't know his name) was talking about all the "if" posits by the Clinton campaign regarding the rules (IF we followed Republican primary rules, IF Michigan and Florida were seated, IF we looked at the national polls, IF we looked at the big states)...

So he said "IF my aunt had a male appendage, she'd be my uncle". Basically saying "if things were different, they'd be different".
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:58 PM
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10. Jamal something or another....
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:53 PM
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2. Also loved AC's line ...
... after Donna Brazille mentioned her different jobs, "I wear a lot of wigs."

Anderson then broke for a commercial saying, "Join us again in a few minutes for tonight's discussion on wigs and appendages."

Except for Lanny Davis ("You don't wanna hear what I'm thinking ..."), they sure had a good time tonight.
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Beregond2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:55 PM
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5. And Anderson
knows his appendages!
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:53 PM
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3. yes it was.. Lanny must've been fuming off camera!
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:54 PM
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4. Didn't a democratic strategist say this to ole crazy-loon HRC surrogate Lanny Davis? eom
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:56 PM
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6. Yes, in response to Davis' same old tune ...
IF they counted Florida, and IF they counted Michigan ...
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:56 PM
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8. she'd be wearing a blue pantsuit and raving madly?!
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:57 PM
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9. A better line would have been... "if my aunt had three cojones, she'd be my Uncle Hillary"
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TragedyandHope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-06-08 11:58 PM
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11. Oh boy
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 07:38 AM
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12. If a horse had a horn on it's head, it would be a unicorn.
That's my response to all agents of Hillarity. The aunt with an appendage might offend some our DUers who are the "T" in GLBT.

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gort Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-07-08 08:09 AM
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13. Ohh, I hate my Uncle...
but I love my Aunt Lers!

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