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In a stunning announcement Saturday evening, Mr. Kool Aid has shifted his support from Senator Barack Obama to the campaign for Senator Hillary Clinton. At a press conference from his home in Strawberry Falls, Pennsylvania, an emotional Mr. Kool Aid claimed to have successfully quenched the thirst for change amongst supporters of Senator Obama. "Oh, Yeah! My job is through here. The kids over at the Clinton campaign are incredibly thirsty. It is my duty, as an American Icon, to go where I am most needed." This defection has caused quite a stir amongst members of the entire food industry. Speaking at a closed door meeting at the Heritage Institute, Spokesmilkshake for MacDonalds, Grimace has suggested that Mr. Kool Aid's defection is due to the lack of effectiveness of Mr. Kool Aid's secret ingredient. "Everyone knows Kool Aid was mixed up. It's obvious he is disappointed in not being able to kill off all of the Obama campaign. Now he sees an easier target in Clinton supporters. You could tell his Kickin Kiwi Lime tears were fake." To back up his claim, Tator, youngest of the Fry Guys released a document from sources inside Kraft foods. The little known document is an internal memo dating back to 1979. The memo is a listing, by Kraft Food master chef Cynthia McCain of possible addictive ingredients to be added to Mr. Kool Aid in order to appeal to the coveted college Greek House market niche. At number three on the list, in bold letters, is Crown Royal. "Obviously, Mr. Kool Aid is not moving to the Clinton Campaign for the generous reasons he has given. This is a blatant marketing ploy by Kraft to take advantage of the current state of depression amongst Senator Clinton's supporters." Commenting for the Clinton Campaign, Ms. Butterworth had this to say, "This is a great day for Senator Clinton. Obviously by imitation Maple flavoring wasn't quite helping the campaign. Adding Mr. Kool Aid's artificial flavoring to the campaign will help to quell the rumors of Hillary's bitterness."
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