Duck-Hunting

[saltpoint]

Ever duck-hunt?

[MethuenProgressive]

1. With ballet lessons costing 10K a year, and the price of arugula so high at Whole Foods..

who can afford the elite sixshooters one needs for bowling for ducks?

[saltpoint]

3. I hear ya. And they won't take coupons!

[madinmaryland]

5. I prefer capons!!1!!

:silly:

[saltpoint]

7. Capon!? Sounds elitist to me!

[madinmaryland]

33. Why are you so bitter??

:shrug:

:hi:

[saltpoint]

42. Ha!

:thumbsup: :hi:

[babylonsister]

2. Quack! nt

[saltpoint]

4. LOL!

[FSogol]

6. Hey, its rabbit season! n/t

[nxylas]

19. Duck season! n/t

[FSogol]

23. Rabbit season. n/t

[nxylas]

25. Elmer season n/t

[ORDem]

32. What a maroon! n/t

[Zachstar]

8. Does Duck Hunt for the Nintendo Count!

I even had the Zapper!!!

I'M SUPER CEREAL!!!1111!!11!

[saltpoint]

9. Indoor duck-hunting. Now THAT is awesome.

And you don't even need hip waders.

Not that some of us wouldn't wear them just out of dedication and principle!

[Zachstar]

11. Wiki! Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_Hunt

[UALRBSofL]

10. I never went duck hunting but

It's a big sport in Arkansas, where I'm from, that and bass fishing. Most folks in Arkansas that go duck hunting hire a guide. The area around south east Arkansas(Stuttgart) is where it's a big sport. You hire a guide, then you have to wear waders and you need the dogs to retrieve the ducks. The Clinton's have gone duck hunting. I've read about it in the Gazette, they have a photo as well. You can search the archives for the article.

[saltpoint]

12. Okey-doke.

I was going for another point in the poll, actually, one suggesting that Senator Clinton is donning hip waders and fondling the macho rural demographic to paint her opponent as an ivy-tower elitist.

Very similar tactic, in fact, to how Dubya painted Gore and Kerry.

[pocoloco]

13. There's about a dozen still left in the freezer!

[saltpoint]

14. We'll all be over for lunch!

[helderheid]

15. DUCK!!!

[Vilis Veritas]

22. Cute duck!

About your signature line...

I recently heard that line "Your life is an occasion..." in the movie "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

It is one of my new favorite sound bites, my son and I repeat it often...

Peace.

[helderheid]

24. That's where I picked up my sig line from!

:hi:

[Vilis Veritas]

31. Dustin, Natalie and Jason...

Can't go wrong there...

:hi:

[countingbluecars]

16. Never been duck hunting,

but I almost hit a goose with my car once.

[saltpoint]

18. That wasn't a goose! That was Karen Hughes!

[uponit7771]

17. you educated liberal...you used the word "malevolent"

[nxylas]

20. I've eaten crispy duck in a Chinese restaurant

Does that count? I had to hunt for it on the menu.

[saltpoint]

21. LOL!

[Levgreee]

26. We have lots of ducks here... I wonder if they get offended when people use the "if it quacks like a

duck" phrase

[saltpoint]

27. We do have many ducks here, if the poll findings are accurate,

but they wouldn't be on DU in the first place if they weren't ducks.

So I count them lucky.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

28. Having grown up in the '80's I duck hunted quite often.

It was all of this type however.

[blogslut]

29. I once worked a catering for a Ducks Unlimited Dinner

That's as close as I'll get. :)

[tularetom]

30. i saw a lady hit a mallard duck with a golf ball one time

Right off the tee. Killed him dead.

Back in the 80's I used to pay a lot of money to hunt at a private duck club. One year I figured out I spent over $100 for each duck I shot that season. I've only done it once since then.

[Phoonzang]

34. Yes....on the NES

Though honestly, I really wanted to kill the damned hunting dog more than the ducks. Smug bastard.

[XemaSab]

35. National and international!

All three! :patriot:

[saltpoint]

44. "All three!" LOL!

[TragedyandHope]

36. ducks

[nxylas]

40. ROFL!

Loved the "Bitter Ducks for Obama" one.

[Mz Pip]

37. No

When we lived on a farm my dad used to hunt duck and rabbit. We ate them. Well, my parents did. I was a fussy eater and wouldn't eat much of anything.

When I got older my dad taught me how to shoot a gun but I never did more than target practice at a range. We lived in the suburbs by then.

[DCofVA]

38. It looks like my avatar just saw Hillary

[slackmaster]

39. Never hunted but I have donated money to DU

http://www.ducks.org/

[DCofVA]

41. This is a close up of my avatar

[saltpoint]

43. It is, indeed, and I might add, a very handsome creature.

[VenusRising]

45. You, sir, are a DUCKIST!!

Shame on you!

:P:rofl: