Hillary Clinton, the quintessential All-American girl
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Hillary Clinton, the quintessential All-American girl
Hillary Clinton, the Quintessential All-American Girl by yours truly With her lush yellow hair flowing gently in the breeze the thought of her beauty makes men weak in the knees Her eyes are twinkling on a warm Spring night as she inspires most women to attain a new height. She moves with a divine swagger as she gracefully walks Her honesty & integrity flow like water when she talks She speaks with a voice as pretty as a lark The sound of it makes baseball players hit one out of the park Her intelligence & charm will just blow you away With her it doesn't matter if you're straight or if you're gay In a world of darkness she shines like a radiant pearl and that's why she's known as the ultimate All-American Girl The Goddess of Peace is a perfect blend of love and fight She'll fight to the end and love us with all her might If John McCain crosses her it will be one of his last ventures Because if he upsets her too much she'll knock out his fucking dentures The Swiftboat liars will come at her like swarming rats but she'll brush them away like annoying little gnats Throw a stone at her & she'll hit back with a brick Republicans know this and they learned it mighty quick Obama is a decent guy and might be President someday but Hillary isn't about to let him stand in her way There are tricks of the trade he still has to learn When Hillary is done he can then have his turn :smoke:
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:52 PM
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1. Enjoyed your weekend in Amsterdam, did you?
:smoke: Next time, avoid the Amsterdam skunk. It impairs your ability to make sense.
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:54 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:07 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:56 PM
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4. And you have the temerity to call Obama supporters creepy and cultish? nt
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:56 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:56 PM
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6. Riiiiight, and the Obama supporters are the cultish ones
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:57 PM
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7. You should be complimented for posting that.
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Thu Apr-10-08 09:59 PM
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8. There is a whiff of sexism and male chauvism in the air
and it is coming from the Hillaryis44 crowd! :wow: Obama is 44! Deal with it! :woohoo:
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:00 PM
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9. Luv yah mtsnake---Lovely tribute.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:04 PM
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10. Thanks, rodeodance...
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:10 PM
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12. You didn't drink the Kool-Aid -- you just snorted the powder.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:12 PM
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14. I took the koolaid, the powder, and I mixed in some clam chowder
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:13 PM
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16. Hey, whatever rattles your snake.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:15 PM
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17. would probably make me quake
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:11 PM
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13. and it's been said that the Obama people are crazy about their candidate
Obama kool-aid vs. Clinton wacky tabaccy.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:15 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:17 PM
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20. Let it rain let it rain
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:25 PM
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23. So it must sound familiar n/t
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Fri Apr-11-08 01:40 AM
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41. How many DLC hating Obamites here get the irony in your signature line?
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:17 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:23 PM
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22. Please Please Please actually read some poetry before trying to write it. nt.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:33 PM
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:28 PM
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24. "ever since she voted for the war in Iraq... she's become more and more of a political hack"
Inspiration, move me brightly.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:34 PM
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27. Hillary can scout ahead like Sacajawea, while she exudes goodness from within like Mother Theresa
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Thu Apr-10-08 11:56 PM
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36. Feh. Mother Theresa was a big phony. And she was virulently opposed to contraception.
She had PR far beyond what she deserved.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:32 PM
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25. why did "the goddess of peace" vote for a war? and btw- hillary IS done...
she's just pretending like she doesn't know it.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:36 PM
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29. Don't believe that overdone report. For Hillary Clinton, war is the last resort
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:35 PM
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28. Get a grip on reality. Worship your own inner goddess.
Don't project onto some imbecile who couldn't think her way out of a wet paper bag.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:37 PM
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thanks anyway, but I admire your spunk :hi:
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:38 PM
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31. Goddess of Peace (GOP) Hillary... yup
Obama is the nominee -- Kiss the ring.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:40 PM
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32. LOL never thought of that.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:41 PM
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33. The attention whore strikes again.
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Thu Apr-10-08 10:44 PM
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34. and Flip-Flop's jeaousy has peaked at Ten
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Thu Apr-10-08 11:45 PM
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35. I think that someone has a crush on Hillary!!
Go for it, you are entitled. Nice poem, don't let the usual bitter haters ruin the moment. :thumbsup:
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Fri Apr-11-08 01:36 AM
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37. This sounds like the stuff they write about Kim Jong Il.
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This post deserves an accompanying photoshop!
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Fri Apr-11-08 01:38 AM
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39. The All American Girl
Who voted to allow the US to drop clusterbombs on civilians. I'm just crazy about her! She's so swell.
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Fri Apr-11-08 07:10 AM
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42. "I'm just crazy about her! She's so swell."--nice of you to say so
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:40 AM
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A little sycophantic, considering the way you guys call us a cult, but I applaud your creative effort.
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45. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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