This is what happens when fucktards get computers

[QueenOfCalifornia]

It has a nice ring to it... It's full of fucktardiness. It is full of fear and loathing and lots of Bible quotes. This is what happens when fucktards get computers and the internets tubes are working.

:nuke:

Blogger speaks out against The Antichrist!

See for yourself It's called "Barack Obama The Antichrist"

http://www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/

:hi:


(edit to correct punctuation)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. There's a whole lot of fucktardery on the Internet tubes these days.

We don't even have to leave DU to find it some days.

[goldcanyonaz]

2. And, there is also...

http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/

[depakid]

3. If this weren't 21st Century America -I'd say that has to be satire

Some of its actually pretty funny:

Barack Obama is Left Handed: The Bible says that the Devil is Left Handed?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. I thought the same thing

"It has to be satire." But it isn't... It is someone's real demented biblical take on who the antichrist is... and it is Obama.

[nxylas]

4. Disturbingly entertaining

In a "madder than a bottle of crisps" kind of way.

[bunnies]

6. "The bible says the devil is left handed"

:rofl:

Ive never been so glad to be an atheist as I have this primary season.

[Hepburn]

9. Hmmmmmmmm....

...Bill Clinton is left handed! LOL....

[bunnies]

13. AH HA!!!!

And so is my Mother!!!! I KNEW it! :evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

23. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Cant trust em]

16. The word "sinister" means left-handed

There are a lot of cultural references that show that left is evil. Another example, someone who does something awkward can be called gauche, which means left in French.

Conversely, right is generally used positively. Jesus sits at the right hand of god. Righteous, civil rights.

You know that I'm right (aka correct).

[bunnies]

17. Holy shit. You're right!

Not that I didnt trust you but I had to look it up for myself. I'm just one of those difficult people that challenges everything. Seriously, I am.

sin·is·ter (sn-str)
adj.
1. Suggesting or threatening evil: a sinister smile.
2. Presaging trouble; ominous: sinister storm clouds.
3. Attended by or causing disaster or inauspicious circumstances.
4. On the left side; left.
5. Heraldry Situated on or being the side of a shield on the wearer's left and the observer's right.

Wow. This might be one of the most interesting and thought provoking things Ive ever learned on DU!!! I'll be pondering this all day now.

Thanks for the education! :yourock:

[Cant trust em]

21. I love wikipedia

There's some good stuff in here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-handed

[bunnies]

27. man! "In ancient China, the left has been the "bad" side."

Now Im curious as to how we became Right and Left in politics. Seems the "left" comes with a LOT of baggage and I doubt its accidental.

[Cant trust em]

30. probably the same way Cheney & Co. get to be realists

and we are the idealists.

They came up with the terms first.

[bunnies]

35. Time to change the terms.

We see how easily people can be programmed to parrot what they've heard. Time to use it to our advantage for once. Dontcha think?

[Cant trust em]

36. I'm more intereted in busting out the idea of liberal being a swear word

Every time some conservative numbskull tries to kill a Dem candidate simply by using the word liberal, I want that Dem to crush that idea.

Say something like "I'm sorry, Mr. O'Reilly, but I don't think that Americans are as dumb as you want them to be. They're smart enough to not be fooled by one word that you choose to paint me with."

[bunnies]

41. It doesnt help though that some Dems seem to be

eager to use the word in the same manner as the Repubs do. Take the DLC for example. They hate liberals just as much as conservatives do.

[Cant trust em]

44. pardon me as I furrow my brow.

This really just goes to show how the Dem leadership is too willing to let the GOP define the narrative. They haven't been a real opposition to GWB & Co. The GOP says that they can protect the country and the Dems say we can protect you just as well and in the same way. Instead of being anti-war, they are pro-war but with slightly different caveats. What they should be saying is that the GOP has done a crappy job and their whole way of going about security is false. But that would take leadership and vision. Both of which would just be too much work. .

[bunnies]

47. And now we get to the crux of the matter.

The root of the entire problem. And it just plays right into the R's argument that the D's are "weak". Saddest thing? The D's ARE weak.

Its like the kid in high school thats too busy trying to be like the popular girl or guy that they dont take the time to develop their OWN self. The kid has no identity.

Damn it! A liberal view IS an intelligent view. An anti-war view IS a strong view. The conservatives have lulled people into a sheep-like coma. Why the hell dont we seem to have ANY Democrats willing or able to successfully make that case? Why are we the party that gets led around by the nose?

Like you said... "that would take leadership and vision. Both of which would just be too much work."

[Cant trust em]

48. and people wonder why we've drifted to the right over the last 30 years

We keep trying to play their game by their rules.

I wish I could disagree with you.

[bunnies]

49. The aswer is: You and me for presidents.

We'll kick this parties ass back into shape. Seems like the logical answer to me!
Our motto: We're Liberal... You got a problem with that?! :evilgrin:

[Cant trust em]

51. bunnies/cant trust em for a stronger America

:toast:

[NoPasaran]

52. Political Right and Left are a legacy of the French Revolution

It's a reference to where parties sat in the National Assembly.

[Cant trust em]

7. I hope they keep taking it over the top

It's too ridiculous to take seriously. Almost sounds like satire.

[panhead1961]

8. It's no coincidence the Magic 8 Ball is black!!

Ignorance is the scariest thing of all.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Welcome to our little

black hole of the internets tubes panhead.

You make a good point - the Magic 8 Ball is BLACK! But so are the non magic ones on the pool tables... It's obviously a conspiracy.

[knixphan]

10. and nobody in these circles is aware that

they elected evil incarnate in '00 and '04?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. Shhhh!

God talks directly to him.

[grantcart]

11. Featured prominently is well known 'fucktard' Glenn Beck

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. Glenn Beck

is the truth barometer of the reich-wing... Be careful or you will be carried away by flying monkeys if you say bad things about him.

[joneschick]

15. omg.

It really should be satire, but amazingly, it's not. :hi:
jc

edited to clarify: jc=joneschick,not what would have been even funnier.

[buff2]

18. That is so stupid

Glen Beck? :rofl: I didn't go past that. What a bunch of manure being spread by the rightwingnut devil's little helpers. They get crazier by the day. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :silly: :freak: :freak:

[redqueen]

19. "They get crazier by the day."

And considering their level of off-the-charts crazy, that is no small feat.

[buff2]

24. That's why I watch movies most of the time

I'm tired of the insanity. :hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

25. Watching movies

will never bring the crazypeoplefromhell into your understanding of the universe.

Let go... check out the internets. You got this far, you are almost to the end of it.

[JohnnyLib2]

22. I sneer at that, too, but---

there are real people--voters--who say it, circulate it, and believe it.
Let's not underestimate that. :banghead:

[crankychatter]

26. why would I be encouraged on DU to give that a "hit" in Youtube?

you're kidding right?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

28. What the holy hell

are YOU talking about?

There is no mention of anything remotely related to You Tube in the OP.

It is a BLOG.

Maybe you should pretend to read the OP before you make up cranky chatter.

[redqueen]

29. Maybe you should calm the fuck down.

:wtf:

Jesus... someone uses the wrong word and you jump down their fucking throat?

I agree with crankychatter... why give THAT WEBSITE (happy? I didn't say YouTube!) any hits.

:puke:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

31. Holy crap

I see you are the keeper of the flame.

Must be the other keeper of the flames' day off.

[redqueen]

32. Whatever.

Keep on attacking people for no reason at all if that's your thing.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

33. I may have over reacted

but you totally went unhinged on me.

[redqueen]

34. Well then I'm worse than you.

So you just keep on truckin, comfy in the knowledge that while your condescension "Maybe you should pretend to read the OP" was bad, I'm worse, cause I get really pissed off.

Oh, but your word is better... I'm "unhinged".

Thanks again. You're a peach.

[crankychatter]

40. it's true that the more hits it gets, the more people will see it

exponential exposure on youtube

relax though... it ain't personal

you're right, it's some seriously wacked out shit

and YOU KNOW there is a church full of people somewhere actually believing it

I just don't spin up because, it's not like they're going to vote Democratic anyway

"dang, we lost the non-denominational, evangelical, full gospel, mega-church, christio-zionist, paranoid, end time theorist vote."

I'm crestfallen.

[crankychatter]

42. a confession regarding my OWN moral terpitude-for the record

I've already seen it... in fact I flamed it... scroll down comments or do an edit "find in this page" for crankychatter.

guiltier than thou

[GoneOffShore]

37. I prefer the term Fuckwit.

[MyNameGoesHere]

38. Who would have guessed?

I kind of knew he might be the Anti Christ. But then again i do not believe in God, the devil, or lord Obama <reference to a fanatic who did a little diddy with Jesus Loves me tune, wow just wow> so who knows? I hear he is a very qualified person so maybe he could do this job also.

[MethuenProgressive]

39. Why post this shit here? Self delete that crap asap.

[LTR]

43. I guess this fundie moron doesn't realize...

...that many in the clergy (in many denominations) have defended Wright.

[rodeodance]

45. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS CRAP ON DU????

[redqueen]

46. Good question...

[NeedleCast]

50. Hehe, That's Good for a Laugh

Lunatics are very entertaining. Some of the people posting in the comments section are even better (Fire Prophet is my fave so far). No sane person who would be voting for a Democrat would take this shit seriously. Let the nutters have their nutter blogs. Come on now, how can you not laugh at this steaming pile?

Some of my favorite comments on that blog so far:

I just wanted to say that while some would call what I had insanity, in that I believed with certainty I was the antichrist, I have a feeling in my heart it was a message from God informing me of the coming antichrist through metaphor. Barack was introduced to me as a figure in what I'll just refer to as dreams. For instance. I saw a cross and heard the words "We revealed to them his identity and saw what appeared to be a likeness of Barack Obama. Now you can say what you will about this as I may in fact be the antichrist or just a loon. But just thought I'd share this with you.

This comment from a Hillary supporter, LOL!

That creepy feeling about Obama: many Christians are expressing that same sentiment. People who have never embraced anything out of the norm are sharing a common fear of this self-proclaimed prophet. Have you noticed how the Omen movies are playing so frequently on TV?

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