Bush asks to meet with Smarty Jones

[bklyncowgirl]

"Representatives of President George W. Bush have contacted connections of dual classic winner Smarty Jones, hoping that the two could meet if the colt becomes the 12th Triple Crown by winning the Belmont Stakes (G1) on June 5.

Maureen Donnelly, assistant trainer for John Servis at the stable’s Philadelphia Park base, confirmed for the Philadelphia Daily News that the White House has contacted Smarty Jones’s camp, but she said it was unlikely that the colt would travel to Washington, D.C.

"What would he do there?" Donnelly said. "We’ll have to say no to President Bush, but he’s welcome to come here if he wants.""

[Ganja Ninja]

1. Looking for more horseshit to feed the American people?

I thought he was afraid of horses.

[rfranklin]

2. Bush probably wants to talk about running styles with the horse....

Oooooh, Wiiilllllbuuuur!

[ET Awful]

3. So tell me, what happens when a horses ass meets a whole horse?

:)

[no_hypocrisy]

4. It would be an uneven conversation: Smarty Jones has horse sense,

and *, less than or lack thereof.

[iconoclastic cat]

5. Vetting a new VP, eh?

Or a Secretary of Defense who can keep his mouth shut?

[GoldenOldie]

8. Georgie Overcomes Fear of Horse's????

Georgie to prove to the troops and the Nation that he has overcome his fear of horse's by standing beside Smarty Jones during a photo-op. It should be noted that Smarty Jones is the only one of the two that has actually worked to claim any awards or fame.

[Claire Beth]

14. not to mention that Smarty Jones is "smarter" than *.... n/t

[bklyncowgirl]

11. Caligula appointed a racehorse named Incitatus as Consul of Rome

Could our own "Little Boots" be on the same track?

[russian33]

6. I s'pose if he can talk to cows, he can talk to a horse.

Probably wants to ask the horse who keeps winning, how can he win?

[mirandaod]

7. I hope the horse bites him. n/t

[Gman]

9. RW fundies hate gambling

what a hypocrit.

[bklyncowgirl]

10. What about "Book of Virtues" Baker?

Lost big bucks at the Vegas tables.

[yellowcanine]

13. Uh - that wasn't Baker - it was Bill Bennett

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[meow2u3]

12. Phila. Park can do the next best thing

Hand deliver a sample of Smarty Jones' manure as his show of what he thinks Bush is full of :evilgrin:

[spooky3]

15. I looked at this thread just to see all the wiseguy puns, etc., and

I wasn't disappointed!