I was ambushed by James Carville on the way to Wal-Mart

[panader0]

to buy some liberal latte. Pastorgate Wright snipergated him and i was able to get away. But, I was jumped by a shark and thrown under the bus. I am so dead to me now.

[NanceGreggs]

1. Love it!

:rofl:

[panader0]

5. When I can gey a laugh from Nance and Bicoastal at one time

Wow, thanks.

[Bicoastal]

2. Kicked and Recommended just because.

Well done, you.

[Adelante]

3. Well done

And so compact. :D

[helderheid]

4. to the greatest with you!

You're dead to me now too! :rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. You can go to places other than Wal-Mart to get ambushed by Carville. Try a resale shop.

You'll find his soul for sale there on consignment.
:)
edited for typo

[grantcart]

7. we need cleanup in the parking lot

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. Where you even able to get off the Tarmac?

nominated

[TahitiNut]

9. Where, oh where, to buy a union-made Tonya Harding baseball bat, then?

:dunce:

[Rose Siding]

13. I woulda just heaved Tonya's kitchen sink at 'em.

[jgraz]

10. Hee hee -- nicely done

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[bleever]

11. Nice post, Judas.

:rofl:

[tridim]

These days 30 pieces of silver doesn't buy much Chinese crap, even at Walmart.

[LiberalAndProud]

12. DUzy for sure!

:ROFL:

[90-percent]

14. but

lost me right after "on the way to Wal Mart"

but, seriously, very good work.

-90% Jimmy

[Liberal Veteran]

15. How horrible! Perhaps you should stop by Olive Garden for some real Italian comfort food?

:D

[Moochy]

44. I heard Obama was rude to an old lady complaining about screaming kids!

}(

But I might have misspoke just now.

[Cooley Hurd]

16. .

:spray:

[SunsetDreams]

17. ha ha ha

I hope you put that sniper proof vest under your butt



:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. You sexist!

[StClone]

19. Rush Limbaugh is here

Reading this stuff and it's expanding his...

[yellerpup]

20. Howl!

K&R! :kick:

[WillyT]

21. LOL !!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[featherman]

22. LOL

[Catherina]

23. ! That's brilliant. I can't stop laughing! K&R n/t

:rofl:

[Frustratedlady]

24. Why does Carville remind me of ET?

[cbaker3122]

51. We can't all be beautiful

I'm sure people would say that making fun of someone's looks is beneath you, wouldn't they?

Personally, I'd want Carville advising me. I don't hire Heidi Klum to give me advice.

[ClayZ]

25. I wish I could read that,

but I have myself on ignore and I am striking DU!

K and R

[EFerrari]

26. 'Way to play the dead card.

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

29. Dead People are now Dead to me now

[EFerrari]

32. LOL!

:rofl:


See you at the convention.

[IDemo]

35. I see dead to me people..

[Moochy]

27. Did he steal your precious clutch of reptile eggs?

[Ysabel]

28. hahahaha...

:rofl:

[dailykoff]

30. Good one!

:rofl:

[cbaker3122]

31. Unity. Change. Yes we can....be rude, insulting and vicious

I love these hateful, nasty posts from Obamacult members. They just show me all about that unity and change we've been hearing about for so long. Words matter.

[Adelante]

36. Welcome back to DU, cbaker3122!

:hi:

[Moochy]

37. I thought words dont matter

I'm so confused, could you help reccommend a good deprogrammmer?

I promise not to bring up delegate math, snipergate, or scaife if you can just help me out of the cult!

They have some ponies behind the cult's barracks which i might be able to steal and ride off to your compound.

[cbaker3122]

39. Sorry sweetie, I don't speak Obamagirl

You'll have to put aside the snarky condescension and put together a coherent post if you want to prove you are not a cult member.

[Moochy]

40. Ok Honey Sphincter!

Sorry, I drank the kool-aid, while you seem to have drunk the piss and vinegar.

[cbaker3122]

45. Let's play Sesame Street

Unity, change, a different kind of politics, words matter, honeysphincter. What's that Sesame Street song? One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same....

Can you pick out the word that doesn't fit? Good I knew you could.

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter "h" as in "honeysphincter" and "hypocrite."

[Moochy]

46. You caught me, I'm Barack Obama

And I approved of Moochy's posts.

What was your last screen name?

[panader0]

38. Not intended to be nasty

Welcome to DU.

[MelissaB]

52. Interesting post. It sounds just like somebody else here.

Taking lessons or impersonating?

[IDemo]

33. Hitleresque and recommended!

[stillcool]

34. You misogynist!

[EFerrari]

47. Way to play the gynist card.

:rofl:

[mountainvue]

41. delete

[Georgie_92]

42. LOL good one.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

43. Cost of the latte: 30 pieces of silver.

[SunsetDreams]

48. kick

[cooolandrew]

49. Yeah it is like living in corny ville. We know the swiftboat when we see 'em.

[Leopolds Ghost]

50. Did he escape the furor intact or did you manage to bloody him up? noone has a clear path to Walmart

It's all about the momentum.

[BeyondGeography]

53. Your Prius was capable of a corkscrew landing

Remember that the next time you're under attack.

[helderheid]

54. must. kick.

[Swamp Rat]

55. I can't think of anything funny to say.

I suck. :(

[Maven]

56. Hehe.

I'm kicking this.