HELP - I CANNOT BEAT THE FIXED ELECTION IN 2004

[pleiku52cab]

dang if'n that wernt a graciously gud artical - 'cept it dint say nuttin to usins whom happin to be adobed at sorrysota county in the wunnerful estate of Floridee - i knows memories do be short but surely youse all 'member buful Kathleen Harris (Miss Avon Lady of tha Floridee Fruit Fly Festival 1982) whois ourn congressionals persona an still taks care of us (wel sum of them other folks i guess) -- wel its 'bout to time to cut to the quick (asmy whittlin granpa used to say) -- in ther infinity wisdum ourn county commisars hav decreet that ourn new fangled robomatic voting machines caint have no toilet paper print outs so's i can make sur my ballet dont go fur Alfred E. Bush. Whal, i'm still gonna vote but they promised me i could have all the leftover rolls of toilet paper they wer'nt gonna be used on 'lection day -- dam republican commisars -- idits culdnt pour piss outta boot wit directions 'ritten on the heel

[pleiku52cab]

1. P.S.

all joking aside, that is the situation in Sarsota County, Florida. I'm going to vote of course, BUT IN REALITY, JUST WHO IN THE HELL IS MY BALLOT GOING TO BE TALLIED FOR ???

[pleiku52cab]

3. P.P.S.

i apoligize to Bob Boudelang for any lame attempts of mimicry

[struggle4progress]

2. Kick and Scream. Seriously. eom

[pleiku52cab]

4. the only 'struggle for progress'

that can help me and millions of other voters is to do away with the last vestage of outdated constitutionalism in our system. We can now directly elect our national representatives and senators, so why in the hell cannot my vote count just because of the place I choose to live in ? FUCK THE ELECTORIAL COLLEGE - Is it asking too much that "one person-one vote" should decide the most important elected position in our country ????????

[sophie996]

5. absentee

how about a campaign to have people vote absentee?

good luck!