Being blitzed with Shrub propaganda

[Arkana]

Man, it's been a bad week. Even though I just got out of school for the summer (freshman year in college), I find myself having a bad week. Monday I got a letter from some Second Amendment society that wants to destroy John Kerry and "keep him from being the most anti-gun candidate since Al Gore." The bastards wanted me to donate money.

Then yesterday I got a Smirk/Sneer '04 campaign package from Marc Racicot, EVEN THOUGH my whole family has voted Democratic in every Presidential election since Kennedy, and I registered as a Democrat. Shrub and his Stepford wife sent me an autographed poster of them smiling like loons on the WH lawn. Question: What should I do with this rag?

[Warpy]

1. Conspicuous dart board nailed to a tree on the front lawn

...comes to mind.

[NMDemDist2]

2. Spray paint across it

"USA needs a Hero! Vote Kerry '04" and mail it back to them :evilgrin:

[salinen]

3. Use it in the bathroom

and then send it back.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. send monopoly money

and tell them you lost your job under Bush, but you still really want to help out because you know that Bush is short on cash like you are.

[Arkana]

5. ROFLMAO

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