We're being attacked by gunfire from all sides! Quick - SIT ON your bullet-proof vests!!!

[hisownpetard]

:shrug:

[walldude]

1. Apocolypse Now:

"Why do all you guys sit on your helmets? "So we don't get our balls blown off" :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

4. Makes sense to me!

[Coexist]

2. thanks for the laugh!

that is Jon Stewart-worthy.

[hisownpetard]

3. Thanks!

It's such a ridiculous remark. I remember when I heard her say it the first time, thinking, "Wha-a-a-t?"

[Hepburn]

5. Only to Hillary....

...would that bullshit make sense and...

...only to a Hillbot would that be believable!

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

8. Right, on both counts!

:toast:

[Jane Austin]

6. I thought she might mean

that since anti-aircraft fire would come from the ground, the bullet-proof vests might block fire into their bodies.

Which makes me wonder why aircraft aren't made out of kevlar.

[hisownpetard]

9. As I said in another post (a couple days ago), unless the plane was in the air

and not moving (in which case, it would have to be a helicopter), and the armed gunmen and gunwomen were standing directly
under it and aiming to shoot into the passengers butts, I don't think sitting on their bullet-proof vests would make much sense.

[rug]

7. I assume your ass is bulletproof.

[hisownpetard]

10. The General wired ahead: Uncontrollable incoming fire. Reinforcements needed. Send First Lady,

First Daughter, a singer and a comedian. STAT!

[clevbot]

11. makes perfect sense to me

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

[hisownpetard]

13. Welcome to DU!

P.S. Love the Nietzsche quote in your sig line.

[Johnny__Motown]

12. I assume Hillary's is