Shrub on campaign trail today: "I'm here to fertilize the grass roots!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Actual quote, folks... Feels like he's been doing that the last few years, eh?

[ewagner]

1. That's...just..TOOOOOO EASY!

What makes the grass grow green?

Bulls**T! And this guy has enough of it to keep the whole friggin country green!

[livetohike]

2. Is there no end to his stupid comments?

eom

[LittleApple81]

3. I am offended by the stupidity of Americans who voted for this

piece of work and put us in the situation we are in right now. This statement is SO AMAZINGLY STUPID I am embarrassed.

[ulysses]

4. ROFLMAO!

And we say that the man never tells the truth! :D

[SEpatriot]

5. Boy, he knows how to spread it...

He should campaign w/Ahhnold in CA - the Terminator and the Fertilizer!

[RobertSeattle]

6. LINK - Chicago Tribune

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0405050283may05,1,5591209.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed

Last Paragraph

"I'm here to fertilize the grass roots today," he said. "I'm here to ask you to grow."

Or 6th Paragraph in Cinci Enquirer
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/05/05/loc_bush05.html

[rockymountaindem]

7. Fertilizing the grassroots by spreading manure on them.

Makes sense to me... oh wait, he's being figurative...

[NewYorkerfromMass]

8. That's called "stepping in it"

good job shrubo!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. Must... send.. to... Howard Stern Show.... EOM

[VOX]

10. He's been doing this on our country since January 2001...

The HazMat squad is coming on November 2.

[MAlibdem]

11. I think that was on Stern this morning...

Gave me a nice boost for the APs.

[Lugnut]

12. I heard that

In a clip on one of the cable news shows. It was the best laugh I had all day. For once he's being truthful.

[lagniappe]

13. So the GOP now has the Terminator and the Fertilizer!!! (n/t)

[w4rma]

14. Is he referring to the "trickle down" economy? (nt)

[liarliartieonfire]

15. How Shrubidiot plays to his supporters..

Is this effing idiot trying some slick appeal to "midwest country folk?"
* is a fuckin lunatic!!

[radfringe]

16. ohhhh pooop!

now I have get a pair of hip boots and a shovel

seriously, this would make a good protest act -- imagine a few hundred or thousand people wearing hip boots, carrying shovels and bags of bush*it fertilizer

[zulchzulu]

17. Another classic Bushism

He's coming to a town near me soon and that would make a mighty fine sign that would confuse the Chimpy fans...

[meow2u3]

18. This coming from someone full of fertilizer!

:kick:

[Spirochete]

19. He actually used a 3-syllable word

without turning it into a 7-syllable word? :wow:

[Zorra]

20. Trickle-on economics?

[rebellious woman]

21. He's fertilizing alright.....Wonder who?