Barack Obama "The Master Crook & Con Man" will he get away w/ it?

[Botany]

WARNING THIS IS :sarcasm: If you are "a stick up the butt
no humor liberal please do not read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Barack Hussein Obama woke in his $1.5 million house in
Chicago, IL that he had bought for $750.00 from Tony
Rezko as part of a coke deal . Hussein Obama
then called his Priest and told the Priest that they
had to meet at Louis Farrahkhan's mosque A.S.A.P..

As Hussein Obama was getting ready for the meeting he
woke up his black children and told them they had
to skip school today so they could go with their African
American mother and attend the Oprah Winfrey show
to get some money that Ms. Winfrey had stolen from widows.

Hussein Obama was picked up from his house by a limo
driven by a 1960s radical from the Weather Underground
and was driven to the mosque where he met Farrahken
and his Priest.

After doing lines of coke flown into Chicago by members of
The Radical Islamic Brotherhood for Barack . The three
decided to send plagiarized documents about NAFTA
and Canada to Northern Ireland to make Hillary
Clinton look bad.

If this wasn't bad enough The Radical Islamic Brotherhood
for Barack shot both Bill Clinton and Gerry Ferraro
with a high powered darts that made both of them say stupid
things that hurt Hillary's chance's of becoming President.

Although not yet confirmed The Radical Islamic Brotherhood
for Barack used sleeper cells to help Hussein Obama
win the states of Wisconsin, Utah, Iowa, N. Dakota, and Idaho
by turning out the large African American populations
there.

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Obama do we really know him?

[sudopod]

1. LOL WUT

You got me! XD

[ORDagnabbit]

2. ROTFLMAO!!!!! you forgot to add something about the illuminati and aliens

[Botany]

6. Sorry

I also forgot how Obama made the Clinton campaign
plant stories about Barack being a Muslim in Spanish
language papers in Texas too.

[Yes We Did]

3. You have to be kidding me! Disgusting! How Dare You Post This Garbage!

Okay, I get it now. Still not funny.

[panader0]

5. I think you missed the sarcasm.

It was obvious, no emoticon needed.

[Botany]

8. Thanx for noticing .... next time I will be more "OVER THE TOP"

Some people :banghead:

[ORDagnabbit]

20. its alright.... DU never seems to have people who appreciate humor. :)

[Yes We Did]

11. That's why I updated my post. I still don't think it's funny.

[Botany]

18. psst Oprah Winfrey is a billionaire so she doesn't have to steal from widows.

and if you don't think the writing is funny ... I am fine w/ that.

[TheDoorbellRang]

4. I just heard -- did you know he's black?

:wow:

[K Gardner]

7. Just choked on my supper.. ROFL !! Let's hope INSIDE EDITION picks this up !!

[angie_love]

9. This is sarcastic right?

[Yes We Did]

12. Yes, but still not funny. There are some idiots out there that think that shit is true.

[Mooney]

10. I also heard that he fathered two black chldren. n/t

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[angie_love]

21. Word!

[JimGinPA]

25. The OP Was Funny, But That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Whisp]

14. funny stuff!!!!!! brilliant.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

[Botany]

22. Thank you

The Radical Islamic Brotherhood for Barack

should have been a tip off.

[blonndee]

15. Even though this is meant to be sarcastic

This needs to be taken down. Please do so. There are plenty of idiots who believe this shit and there are "democrats" here who will use it, too.

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[Redstone]

16. Hey, this is GD-P. You really, REALLY need to use the sarcasm smilie here.

I understood, but a helluva lot of people here will not.

Redstone

[Bucky]

19. Some jokes are tough to read.

Or was this an email?

[redstate_democrat]

23. I also heard

:sarcasm:

that he had unprotected sex with a black woman named Michelle
and had not only one but TWO black children
and they live in Chicago where all of the crime in the world takes place
and look at the way he walks! He walks soooo black!
and the way he gives his speeches, they sound soooo like a black preacher
and when he points his finger while making a particular point in his speeches,
guess what? he is pointing at white America and damning them to hell!
he and his black and sassy America hating baby's mother hates America and every
white person in it!
And guess what! His mother wasn't white, either. His grandparents aren't white!
He was hatched in a black muslim sleeper cell that was engineered by the Sudanese and Iranians!
He isn't even human! He's a walking roadside bomb!
The Iranians, Muslim Extremists, and Sudanese nourished this nonhuman being on a steady diet of crack, meth, and marijuana
as a nonhuman child and sent him to learn the arts of English/Black preacher speaking at a Madrassa in Indonesia!

Oh the humanity!
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[Omega3]

24. you forgot the part about the limo driver sucking him off after crack cocaine Hussein did some coke

[KoKo]

26. That's really disgusting.....n/t