I'd like to point out that Rep. Steve King is both a convicted serial killer and a pedophile...

[DRoseDARs]

...because he has the same name as convicted serial killer Steve Wright of Scotland:

Serial killer Steve Wright given life sentence

and Steve Goldberg, pedophile, who was at one point on the FBI's Most Wanted list:

Case of Richard Steven Goldberg (AKA: Steve Goldberg)

So, as you can plainly see, Rep. King represents a clear and present danger to public health and safety.



...ahem...



Or is it that the name Hussein is as whitebread common in the Islamic world as Steve is as whitebread common in the Anglo world? Is it at ALL possible that the Christian Obama was named after his Muslim grandfather for sentimental reasons and NOT after the secular dictator Saddam Hussein, who took power in Iraq ~20 years AFTER Obama was born? If not, then applying Rep. King's logic CLEARLY shows that he himself was named (BEFORE the fact, mind you...) after both a murder AND a kiddy-diddler and as such will rape and kill your children. And puppies.

In closing, the next time you hear someone ominously bringing up Obama's middle name in the context of "It's the same as Saddam's name..." don't say anything, just start smacking the shit out of them and don't stop until they bleed. There's no more effective treatment for such a severe case of Teh Stupid than physically beating it out of the moron ... no, don't actually do that. Physical violence is bad. Don't do it, m'kay? Just calmly, verbally explain why the other person is a moron, should just shut the fuck up until they've learn how to not be a moron and never pollute our republic with their vote again until they do. Or you could just tell them to go cuddle a puppy and save it from the evil clutches of serial killer puppy-rapist Rep. Steve King. Thus concludes my snarky deflowering in the GD: P forum. Flame away :)



***Disclaimer: I support neither Clinton nor Obama in the primaries (my 1st and 2nd choices have already dropped out), but I will support whichever eventually wins the nomination for the general election.***

[grannylib]

1. Exactimundo. Although I'm really leaning toward smacking the

shit outta the moran-type people and not stopping until they bleed...or at least until they quit BREEDING.:evilgrin:

[DRoseDARs]

2. Just be careful where you land those blows, some people (like Rep. Steve King) are into S&M kink...

:sarcasm: ;)

[Berry Cool]

3. And here I was, about to praise him for writing such good horror fiction. n/t

[Redstone]

4. "just start smacking the shit out of them and don't stop until they bleed." I like that.

I like it a lot, and I'll do it.

PS: I also like your writing style, I really do (no sarcasm whatsoever).

Redstone

[DRoseDARs]

5. I've avoided this forum like The Plague, but Rep King's comments moved me...

...to choke on my own stomach acids. The shear dumbassness of his comments actually masked the stink of this forum (powerful in its own right...) enough to allow me to post a thread. Unfortunately, the level of bickering between the forces of good and evil here (I ambiguously leave it to the reader to decide which camp they personally fall in) left me with no choice but to be very snarky AND to place a disclaimer. I'm pretty mild-mannered and reserved for the most part, but I have my moments. Just ask any teacher I've ever written an essay for. ;)

[Redstone]

6. I like those "moments" you have. I'll keep an eye out for them; you're a poster after my own

heart when you get riled up.

I love the smell of well-written snark in the morning...

Redstone

[laconicsax]

7. The sad thing is that name similarity is enough to get you on a vote scrub list.

[ossman]

8. I heard he is a shitty author who walks too close to the road!

God I'm evil.

[SoxFan]

10. Yes you are!

Steven King (the author) is a good Democrat, a Red Sox fan, and does a lot for the community up in Bangor, Maine.

Not to mention the fact that he lives in an old mansion with a goofy iron fence with bats on it, like something out of the Addams Family or the Munsters. Gotta appreciate that sort of attitude.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. His first name is strikingly similar to Baraka, a violent killer...

With giant blades coming out of his arms.



This guy is clearly bad news.

[DRoseDARs]

11. My firstname is of Hebrew origin, my middle & last are Scottish, therefore as a Zionist Highlander

...I should have blood-hatred of the Mussulman Hussein Al-qaeda Obama! :grr:



But I don't because that's retarded and so is this inane smearing of Obama's middle name.

[Withywindle]

12. His name sounds like someone who made me wake up screaming as a child.

Guess I really WAS too young to read 'Carrie' and 'The Stand."

Oh wait.


Well, I share my first name with the most famous White House intern of all time. I guess I'm destined to give President Hussein Obama a hummer under the desk someday.

Oh well. There are worse fates.