Where do I go to get brainwashed?

[theredpen]

According to everyone here, everyone else is brainwashed or drinking Kool-Aid™. Where do I go for this?

Can I wash my own brain at home, or do I need to go to a salon? What about the Kool-Aid. I went to the store and they didn't have either Obama or Clinton flavor. Do I order that off the Internet? All I can get on the candidates web sites are T-shirts and stickers and stuff.

I just want to fit in. I retain the capacity for independent, rational thought and it's hurting my head to be in this forum. I need relief. Thanks!

[Bucky]

1. If Joe Biden isn't the nominee, I'm voting Libertarian in November!!

Mike Gravel lacks the experience to answer the phone at 3am!

[theredpen]

3. And how are they going to wake John McCain up at 3am?

Or 3PM, for that matter.

[thunder rising]

2. Answer the phone with "Allah is GR8" and the FBI will take care of you!!

[stray cat]

4. DU!

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. ...

:evilgrin:

[mrcheerful]

5. First you get a un doubtable belief in Santa Jesus, then you convince yourself that the rich will

give you a unending golden shower, then you believe everything a candidate says out of their potty hole, after all its not their behaviors that matter, all it takes is their good intentions and then you blame everyone and everything that gets in the way of your candidates good intentions ( good intentions=promises they make while running ). Word of caution though, you will tend to vote republican after you get on the path of self righteousness. In another words, ignore the campaign bs and concentrate on voting Democratic reguardless of who gets the nod and don't sweat the small stuff. Both the Clinton supporters and the Obama supporters want someone who can take out the party of coruption, they mean well but after 2 elections where all their hopes were dashed, they are desparate for a win. Saw the same type of thing going on after Bobby K was killed and we ended up with Nixon. The thinkingf person doesn't want a repeat of that mess.

[theredpen]

7. Oh damn, a serious answer

"Both the Clinton supporters and the Obama supporters want someone who can take out the party of coruption, they mean well but after 2 elections where all their hopes were dashed, they are desparate for a win."

Couldn't agree more. I just wish we'd take this desperation out on John McCain. Sigh.