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Nia Zuri (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:52 PM Original message |
How many Clintonites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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anigbrowl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. Bwahahahaha!!!! |
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Dinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
2. Glad You WASTED A Post On That |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. But the internet is infinite. n/t |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Yeah, take that. Whatever will you do with your life for these next 23 hours. |
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stop the bleeding (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. . |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:17 AM Response to Reply #7 |
23. you're on fire tonight. |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
32. I thought it was a great use for a post. |
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annie1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. LOL! :D |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
5. Two. |
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kevin881 (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
6. REAL ANSWER: |
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EmperorHasNoClothes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:03 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. LOL!! |
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Thurston Howell III (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:30 AM Response to Reply #6 |
35. DUZY! |
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FlyingSquirrel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:37 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Can't get a DUzy in a thread if it's locked |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
8. Answer: "We feel more and more Americans are willing to embrace darkness" |
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mahina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:30 AM Response to Reply #8 |
36. bwahahah! |
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HooptieWagon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
9. screw is sexist!!! |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
10. Screw???? |
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HooptieWagon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:02 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. I thought we were using the Clinton Dictionary |
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Kurt_and_Hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
12. Nice seeing the old feminist jokes recycled as Clintonite jokes. |
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EmperorHasNoClothes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:04 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Oh, FFS. |
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PetraPooh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 01:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
45. Actually I heard this joke in 1968 as an Aggie joke, so you're just spinning |
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bilgewaterbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
15. Answer: |
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EmperorHasNoClothes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
17. None. They let Obama screw in the lightbulb, then say they did it. |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
18. EXACTLY.... they have no sense of humor...... it's clear now... |
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Mooney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
19. Light bulbs don't count. n/t |
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earthlover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
20. ANSWER: ONE....to hold tightly to the lightbulb as the world revolves around him/her |
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VolcanoJen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
21. Clinton has more experience with lightbulbs, this has been reported on again and again |
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rainbow4321 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
22. Hillary asks "Why do **I** always have to be the first one to change the light bulb??" nt |
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Moochy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
24. They dont screw in lightbulbs |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
25. Yes, we will!!!!! |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
26. I finally clicked on this post after passing over it a half-dozen times. |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
27. Hillary and McCain have the necessary experience to change the lightbulb.... |
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Johnny__Motown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
28. Just Bill, he'll screw anything |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
29. Bubba: "I've screwed in lots of places, but I've never screwed in a lightbulb!" |
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Johnny__Motown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:34 AM Response to Reply #29 |
38. don't bet on it. |
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PetraPooh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 01:11 AM Response to Reply #29 |
46. LOL. Very good. |
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FlyingSquirrel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
30. As many as it takes to screw Obama out of the nomination? |
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ContinentalOp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
31. I did not screw in that light bulb. |
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mahina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
33. Thanks, good one! |
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gerrilea (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
34. None, they get the repukes to do it! |
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bleowheels (356 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
37. Do you mean, "Screw OVER a lightbulb?" In that case, she only screws over a lightbulb when... |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
39. What's the difference between a Hillary campaign and a lightbulb? |
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superkia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
41. Well first they would have to hire cheap labor from one of our... |
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BigBearJohn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 12:54 AM Response to Original message |
42. Clintonites don't screw in lightbulbs - they screw in hot tubs. |
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Taxmyth (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
43. Why the new light bulb? |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-08-08 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
44. Let's see here... |
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